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Old 08-22-2019, 08:36 PM   #21
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Secret Asian Man by Johnny Rivers.

For my wife that was the song for many years.
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Old 08-22-2019, 08:37 PM   #22
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- Bingo Jed had a light on.
Uh, it's clearly "Big ole Chet and Lionel, don't carry me too far away."
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Who remembers the extra lyrics to Mony Mony?

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Old 08-22-2019, 10:47 PM   #24
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I dated a girl who told me the line in Sloan's Money City Maniacs "And the joke is when he awoke his body was covered in coke fizz" sounded like "his body was covered in goat jizz".

I've never been able to hear anything different in 20 years.

I always thought it was gold fish.
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Alex the Camel has.... three humps...

Alice? Huh? Turns out I've been wrong for about 40 years now...
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Old 08-23-2019, 10:54 AM   #26
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Old 08-23-2019, 01:36 PM   #27
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So we put our hands up
let the coelacanth hold us
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"Hold me closer Tony Danza"
I really refuse to believe that this was ever a misheard lyric, and instead is a running pop-culture Mandella-effect type thing from the Friends episode where Phoebe purposefully rewords Tiny Dancer for a joke. How obviously wrong she is IS the joke. And now people claim it's actually a commonly misheard lyric. It drives me insane.

The song is called Tiny Dancer. How can you mishear the title?

The same thing seemed to happen with How I Met Your Mother and the word "moist", whereby Lily hates the word so much it makes her queezy, something I had never heard of before, and all of a sudden there's a generation of people that apparently find the word to be gross. It's weird.
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I worked for a guy who thought it was "Hold my clothes and tie me down sir".
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Old 08-23-2019, 04:10 PM   #34
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The same thing seemed to happen with How I Met Your Mother and the word "moist", whereby Lily hates the word so much it makes her queezy, something I had never heard of before, and all of a sudden there's a generation of people that apparently find the word to be gross. It's weird.
You might be right about the Tiny Dancer one, but I can remember girls I knew cringing at the name of the band Moist back in the mid 90s.
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You might be right about the Tiny Dancer one, but I can remember girls I knew cringing at the name of the band Moist back in the mid 90s.
That has to be one of the all time worst names for a band ever. How the heck did they think that was a good name and what could possibly be the meaning behind it.

Naming a rock band has to be one if the funnest and coolest thing someone can do... and they chose "Moist"? It's so cringe worthy.
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Never knew the actual name of the song until my mid 20's.....
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I really refuse to believe that this was ever a misheard lyric, and instead is a running pop-culture Mandella-effect type thing from the Friends episode...
That mislyric was around looooooooong before Friends.
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