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Old 05-28-2010, 12:48 PM   #1
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Icon45 Feces squirting scam

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/...rticle1584559/

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In the past week, four people have been robbed after withdrawing money from downtown bank machines by a team of thieves who furtively squirt them with feces and then distract them by offering to clean their clothing. In the process, they steal their money.
btw, to see if this was a fata, i did a search with 'feces' as the key word. Amazing how many times that word came up
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Old 05-28-2010, 01:04 PM   #2
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Well, I'll be sure to keep my eye on my money the next time someone squirts feces on me.
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Old 05-28-2010, 01:08 PM   #3
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Somebody squirts me with poo, I'm giving then the lunchbox.
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Old 05-28-2010, 01:11 PM   #4
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I expected this to be a fata about detox cleanses. After reading that story, I wish it had been.
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Old 05-28-2010, 01:24 PM   #5
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The suspects are described as Hispanic. Police said they “could be in possession of squeeze bottles or containers of feces".
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Old 05-28-2010, 01:42 PM   #7
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Ahhhh.....14 Courics?!?!?!
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Old 05-28-2010, 01:43 PM   #8
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Ahhhh.....14 Courics?!?!?!
What was your primary diet for this poo Mr. Marsh?
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Old 05-28-2010, 01:53 PM   #9
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Phew.. for a second there thought I was in trouble. Technically the hookers aren't "stealing" my money.. but there is an exchange for similar services..
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Old 05-28-2010, 01:56 PM   #10
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Only 45 hits in over an hr.... People seem to be avoiding this thread for some reason.
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Old 05-28-2010, 01:58 PM   #11
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LOL, and to think some smug Torontonian was just mocking us for a little snow.

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Old 05-28-2010, 02:30 PM   #12
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Frik l wish l was smart enough to think up scams like this!
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Old 05-28-2010, 02:40 PM   #13
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True supervillians don't need squirt bottles



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