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Old 02-23-2021, 12:46 PM   #1
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Default Tiger Woods in a car crash.

Removed with the Jaws of Life.
as per CNN.

https://www.tsn.ca/tiger-woods-invol...dent-1.1597753
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i'm not a nice person.
my first thought is that he was probably impaired.
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Old 02-23-2021, 12:48 PM   #3
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i'm not a nice person.
my first thought is that he was probably impaired.
He did look high as #### last time I saw him on TV
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I did too. He's done it before, I think it's natural to pop into your head.
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7:15 in the morning though... I know that doesn’t rule it out, but it would be odd.
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7:15 in the morning though... I know that doesn’t rule it out, but it would be odd.
I don't think any of his impaired issues have been party type drugs or alcohol.

Seemed like he was starting to get pretty in peace with himself, especially playing with his son. Hopefully not too serious.
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Old 02-23-2021, 12:54 PM   #7
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Looks like it rolled over a bunch of times. Hopefully he had his seatbelt on.
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7:15 in the morning though... I know that doesn’t rule it out, but it would be odd.
Not if you're heading home, he wouldnt be the first guy that mistakenly thought a few hours sleep would see you ok after a night on the tiles
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Apparently has two broken legs. And yeah he was pretty clearly high as #### on painkillers Sunday. His back is apparently a mess again so no shocker there.
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Old 02-23-2021, 01:04 PM   #10
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Did they find Elin in the backseat with a 9 iron ?
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I think they've ruled out alcohol but not other substances
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He did look high as #### last time I saw him on TV
Yeah, I thought he looked a little red eyed too. Hopefully he is okay, but the Masters is definitely out of the question now.
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I hope he wasn't on them but the world has to do something about these painkillers that doctors give out like candy
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Yeah, I thought he looked a little red eyed too. Hopefully he is okay, but the Masters is definitely out of the question now.
I can't imagine we'll see him play competitive golf ever again and that's kind of sad. I think he has paid a pretty bit price to try to keep playing this long.
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I can't imagine we'll see him play competitive golf ever again and that's kind of sad. I think he has paid a pretty bit price to try to keep playing this long.
I wouldn't count him out. Ben Hogan was involved in a serious car crash the year before his 1950 US open win so you never know
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I can't imagine we'll see him play competitive golf ever again and that's kind of sad. I think he has paid a pretty bit price to try to keep playing this long.
lol, he earns $50 million a year. I'd say he's doing okay. I mean, any physical job takes a toll on your body, but not many allow you to make 10s of millions and amass a net worth of $800 million by 45.
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What does Tiger even have to prove anymore? It's a miracle he even got back to playing from his original back injury, and apparently his back has taken a turn for the worse recently hence the hopped up on pills appearance this weekend. Enjoy the rest of your life.
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what does tiger even have to prove anymore? It's a miracle he even got back to playing from his original back injury, and apparently his back has taken a turn for the worse recently hence the hopped up on pills appearance this weekend. Enjoy the rest of your life.
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The competitive drive that professional athletes have is unreal.

He'll be back.
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lol, he earns $50 million a year. I'd say he's doing okay. I mean, any physical job takes a toll on your body, but not many allow you to make 10s of millions and amass a net worth of $800 million by 45.
And some of Woods’ injuries came from playing Navy Seal, not golf.
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