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Old 01-05-2021, 02:08 PM   #221
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^ that video never gets old

...then again, neither does making fun of snowboarders
We'll take our lumps. Pretty hard to be cooler than the guys doing spread eagles and daffys all over the place.
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BTW, I think I saw Flames0910 and his buddies at Louise last week:

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Whole buncha hot doggers. This thread is going downhill, fast.

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If your snowboarding you can sit on your a$$ in the middle of a run at any hill you want, just make sure you take 4 friends with you so you can spread out across the run
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^ Lol that is hilarious. As a former snowboarder my point is valid but not restricted to boarders alone, plenty of idiot skiers stop and stand in the middle of runs as well. If I don't teach my kids anything else it will be to get to the side of a run before you stop for a break or to wait for someone to catch up.
You forgot a key point, it must be just bellow a sight restricted roll in the hill so nobody can see you as they approach.

Generally I always ski the edges of runs, better snow and oddly less people stop there (even thou that is the exact area, the sides of the run, where you should stop and rest/wait. Which my old legs to a lot).
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Old 01-05-2021, 02:33 PM   #225
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BTW, I think I saw Flames0910 and his buddies at Louise last week:

This is not the insult you think it is.
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Old 01-05-2021, 02:41 PM   #226
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This is not the insult you think it is.
The insult is ski ballet is the cheesiest looking thing humans have ever invented just behind spread eagles and daffys. I don't think snowboarding has anything quite so bad in its history, although I do remember one movie where the guys were doing a "Dew plant," which was sipping a Mountain Dew while doing a one-hand handstand in a halfpipe. That was pretty cringe.
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I don't think snowboarding has anything quite so bad in its history, although I do remember one movie where the guys were doing a "Dew plant," which was sipping a Mountain Dew while doing a one-hand handstand in a halfpipe. That was pretty cringe.
Lol this guy begs to differ. Unless you think snowboarder bros doing sick jumps and shredding the gnar with their boyz in the quest for radical stoke are "steezy"


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How do you even know that's a snowboarder?
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Old 01-05-2021, 03:03 PM   #229
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How do you even know that's a snowboarder?
IDK which gives it away but it's either the monster stripes on his helmet, the "Holla At Cha Boy" print on his oversized hoodie, or that super cool pose he's striking.

Not sure if you've ever heard the voice over in a Travis Rice film, but that would have been a good candidate too lol.

(anyway, just having fun. it's the first image that came up on a "snowboarder style" google image search so /shrug)

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Uh, I hate to break it to you, but...




I could find plenty of videos like that featuring skiers.
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^ I’m just saying that snowboarders have there fair share of cringe too. I’m sure in a few years we all look back on park rat style / snowboarder bro culture the same way we look at lame 80’s ski culture, it’s just that snowboarding is still a relatively young sport so we don’t have the benefit of time.

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Lol this guy begs to differ. Unless you think snowboarder bros doing sick jumps and shredding the gnar with their boyz in the quest for radical stoke are "steezy"

"jossi-wells.jpg"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jossi_Wells

Sorry, try again.

It's freestyle skiers that are stuck in the baggy "long collective" days. (reference Mr. Harlaut above)
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For the record I've taken out my fair share of both riders and skiers. Ignorance doesn't discriminate between disciplines.

Except for snowbladers.
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"jossi-wells.jpg"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jossi_Wells

Sorry, try again.

It's freestyle skiers that are stuck in the baggy "long collective" days. (reference Mr. Harlaut above)
Hahahaha, this is what I thought, but I wasn't sure and didn't think to check the link.

Jossi isn't exactly the guy you'd call emblematic of park rat culture, either...

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For the record I've taken out my fair share of both riders and skiers. Ignorance doesn't discriminate between disciplines.

Except for snowbladers.
Unless it's a G.N.A.R. tribute?

There was a pair of guys shredding Bear Chutes/Boomerang on Saturday and to their credit they were charging on those little things. I was impressed.
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What is Bear Chutes? I never know what anything is called.
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Trees (Bear Chutes) and opening (Boomerang) to the lookers left of Boomerang Triple in Fernie.

I guess I should have clarified that part with Louise also having a Boomerang run.
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I refuse to acknowledge anything even remotely cool on snowblades.

Stay away from Bear Chutes as well, run sniffers!
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I refuse to acknowledge anything even remotely cool on snowblades.
You shut your mouth.

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Over 20 days now.
Did Delirium today. It was solid for my first lap of the season. Got some wind blown, fresh, blower.

The hike out is annoying tho.

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^ I’m just saying that snowboarders have there fair share of cringe too. I’m sure in a few years we all look back on park rat style / snowboarder bro culture the same way we look at lame 80’s ski culture, it’s just that snowboarding is still a relatively young sport so we don’t have the benefit of time.

You honestly come across as a bit of a repressed, buttoned up, dork. This isn’t 93/94 anymore. The sport is older than I am. It helped skiing develop parabolic shapes, get into half pipe, and together they’ve grown slope style. They are sharing technology more, than opposing.

A real benefit, to our Rocky Mtn hills, is we used to be able to do single laps with high alpine pow, trees, pipe (rip), and park. Developing a generation of all-around rippers.

On the topic of pipes; From the too steep pitched, pipe at Larch, to the o.g at the base of the ol platter, to under the friendly giant, Louise put a lot ($) into them. I feel CODA, or the like, should feed money to these hills the same way they do COP. (Granted I dont know the intimate finances)
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