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Old 03-27-2024, 01:11 PM   #101
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I think there was a bird on the bridge, they had to kill it, if the birds start to repopulate then the governments program of spy drones posing as birds might be revealed, everyone know all dinosaurs and their descendants are extinct.
That bird was a black swan.
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Don't forget that dastardly vaccine!
Trust the science and especially the physics.
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That port is pretty much on its last legs anyway, since the Sobotka's got the union in with the mob
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Do we know if the bridge was vaccinated? Probably, that's what caused it.
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Its been a real treat to see just how quickly the covid denying, masks dont work, vaccines cause turbo cancer, and election was stolen/rigged folks have become bridge experts.
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Do we know if the bridge was vaccinated? Probably, that's what caused it.
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Old 03-27-2024, 03:08 PM   #107
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The snarky remarks pertaining to tin foil hat theories is comical considering the transportation secretary, Mr America's mayor himself declared the cause to be racist design. This would've never happened if minority children had a bus lane to the beach.
But yeah, adults in charge now and all that other ####. Carry on with 911 jokes when in reality truth is stranger than fiction. Har Har.
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i was told this morning that the boat losing power was caused by an EMP
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One of them super-focused EMPs that knocks power out on a ship but doesn't knock power out on the bridge the ship ran into? Neat.

I don't suppose the EMP was caused by Jewish space-lasers, was it?
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Russia has displayed woeful techonological inadequacy against a weaker opponent next door to them, but sure, let's imagine Russia or China has a targeted EMP they've chosen to attack america with by... impacting a single bridge in Baltimore?

Yeah, important bridge and relatively large port. But if I was going to EMP something it'd be much more valuable.
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Old 03-27-2024, 03:58 PM   #111
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Russia has displayed woeful techonological inadequacy against a weaker opponent next door to them, but sure, let's imagine Russia or China has a targeted EMP they've chosen to attack america with by... impacting a single bridge in Baltimore?

Yeah, important bridge and relatively large port. But if I was going to EMP something it'd be much more valuable.
Which is precisely what they want you to think.
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Do we know if the bridge was vaccinated? Probably, that's what caused it.
Bridges have a natural immunity from being struck by ships and an application of hydroxychloroquine should have been all that is needed to prevent the collapse.

Something is up.
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Post hoc ergo propter hoc isn't a fallacy anymore I guess.

I've seen the following reasons for the crash going around:

- The captain was Ukrainian (untrue) so it's related to the war... somehow.
- Jewish space laser lady thinks a video of the smokestack shows the ship was hacked
- Obama made a movie where a cyberattack caused a ship to lose power and crash. That ship was called the White Lion. The ship that crashed was going to Sri Lanka. The flag of Sri Lanka has a LION ON IT!! OBAMA!!!!
- Diversity and inclusion values caused the bridge built in 1977 to collapse
Hahaha awesome.

Also read additional ones with the latest trending fear of China:

- The tanker is from China. Untrue, it's from Singapore I believe.
- Singapore is China. Also untrue, despite US congressmen being unable to process this based on the Tik Tok CEO proceedings.
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snip... despite US congressmen being unable to process this based on the Tik Tok CEO proceedings.
No, I am pretty sure he is Laotian. I even saw a clip of him explaining it.
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No, I am pretty sure he is Laotian. I even saw a clip of him explaining it.
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Has Theo weighed in yet with his explanation?
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How long will it take to rebuild?
We'll cross that bridge when we get there.
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Hahaha awesome.

Also read additional ones with the latest trending fear of China:

- The tanker is from China. Untrue, it's from Singapore I believe.
- Singapore is China. Also untrue, despite US congressmen being unable to process this based on the Tik Tok CEO proceedings.
I thought ships just flagged themselves wherever there was the least regulations and taxes.
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I hope 2stonebirds reads his message tomorrow and thinks to himeslf 'yeah, I kind of went off the deep end there'.

Happens to the best of us! However if he stands by his statement then I'll be concerned
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