10-01-2018, 02:54 PM
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#1041
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: The toilet of Alberta : Edmonton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Look fellas, I'm going to take off my anti-oilers mask for a second here and appeal to you on a humanitarian level.
We know that Bouchard has made the Oilers roster for opening night and he should be congratulated.
Now we know that his skating ability or lack thereof combined with his lack of experience is going to mean that there are a lot of this guy scores moments as actual NHL'ers blow by him while he stumbles around like a 2 year old skating for the first time without a chair
Or his lack of experience combined with questions around his own zone plays are going to leave him doing a lot of long stumbling skates back to the bench with his head down and tears streaming from his eyes.
but I'm employ you people of CalgaryPuck, I know your all good and sympathetic folks who care around your fellow man. But lets resist the urge to put up "This guy scored" gifs with Bouchard circled in bright shame inducing red. I beg you not to go out and find funny gifs of people falling on your face while sarcastically asking "does this remind you of someone". you know, Gifs like this
Frankly Edmonton does enough to destroy young players, they don't need our help to do it. We should be hear to support this young man and cheer for him when the Oilers fan base turns on him and sends him happily to another organization for a late round draft pick. |
Sorry but as soon as any player joins the Oilers, I despise them. McDavid? Hate him. Draisaitl? Hate him. Talbot? Hate him. I hope Bouchard sticks with Edmonton all season because of their horrible depth and ends up a -30 as opposing forwards blow by him every night.
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10-01-2018, 02:57 PM
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#1042
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigSmoke
Edmonton is a LOCK for the playoffs.
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I agree: Loser Oilers Can't Kwalify.
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10-01-2018, 02:57 PM
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#1043
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2018
Exp: 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dieHARDflameZ
Based on what?
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Mcdavid i sthe best player on the planet, the goaltending will be much better and so will Nurse and Drais.
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10-01-2018, 02:59 PM
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#1044
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigSmoke
Mcdavid i sthe best player on the planet, the goaltending will be much better and so will Nurse and Drais.
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Only room for improvement?
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10-01-2018, 03:01 PM
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#1045
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Pent-up
Join Date: Mar 2018
Location: Plutanamo Bay.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigSmoke
Mcdavid i sthe best player on the planet, the goaltending will be much better and so will Nurse and Drais.
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Please try harder.
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10-01-2018, 03:02 PM
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#1046
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: CGY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigSmoke
Mcdavid i sthe best player on the planet, the goaltending will be much better and so will Nurse and Drais.
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Cant tell if serious or not. Green Text? has to be green text. Right?
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10-01-2018, 03:04 PM
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#1047
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Franchise Player
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please don't feed the troll
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10-01-2018, 03:05 PM
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#1048
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Kelowna
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigSmoke
Mcdavid i sthe best player on the planet, the goaltending will be much better and so will Nurse and Drais.
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What flavour is the kool-aid this year?
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10-01-2018, 03:05 PM
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#1049
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Enoch Root
please don't feed the troll
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There need to be some signs put up around here.
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10-01-2018, 03:05 PM
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#1050
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigSmoke
Mcdavid i sthe best player on the planet, the goaltending will be much better and so will Nurse and Drais.
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why though
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10-01-2018, 03:06 PM
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#1051
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Lifetime Suspension
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We have our first cave troll. Did you know he likes Toronto too?
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10-01-2018, 03:09 PM
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#1052
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zulu29
What flavour is the kool-aid this year?
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Orange. Hideous, hideous fluorescent orange.
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10-01-2018, 03:20 PM
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#1053
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Calgary
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Why is this clown allowed to exist? It’s 100% clear, he’s a troll.
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10-01-2018, 03:32 PM
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#1054
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Acerbic Cyberbully
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashasx
why though
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Because they are young. Young players always improve. Every year. In perpetuity. Duh.
...except for Talbot who is not altogether young. In his case he will use sleep as a weapon just like he did in 2016.
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10-01-2018, 03:32 PM
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#1055
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Not sure
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Enoch Root
please don't feed the troll
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No I think we should, so much more satisfying.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bingo.
Maybe he hates cowboy boots.
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10-01-2018, 03:34 PM
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#1056
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Pent-up
Join Date: Mar 2018
Location: Plutanamo Bay.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Enoch Root
please don't feed the troll
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I genuinely meant my comment as encouragement to improve. What that poster is providing is the equivalent of just letting your nose drip on the keyboard...
at least give us a ‘hockey blow’.
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10-01-2018, 03:35 PM
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#1057
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Saving the world one gif at a time
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10-01-2018, 03:42 PM
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#1058
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First Line Centre
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I'm looking at Edmonton's schedule and I think they'll 1-5 to start the season. Their playoff dreams will be crushed by the end of October.
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10-01-2018, 03:44 PM
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#1059
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hyperbole Chamber
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zulu29
What flavour is the kool-aid this year?
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Same as last year. Orange mixed with Blue = Brown.
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10-01-2018, 03:46 PM
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#1060
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by topfiverecords
Same as last year. Orange mixed with Blue = Brown.
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This made me giggle and spit out my coffee, thank you.
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