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Old 06-29-2022, 10:28 AM   #1421
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They built up the gorn already, so I am expecting the next episode to be a heavier one with some more space fighting with the gorn. Personally I think they are cutting a path around the Klingons in order to avoid having to address the horrendous discovery fiasco.
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Old 06-29-2022, 11:25 AM   #1422
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Yeah, I don't know how they're going to fix that fricken mess.



I mean Enterprise did handle the Klingon change from the bumpy headed Klingons from Next Generation to the smooth headed Klingons from the original series.


You know the Klingon's that were more like space pirates and space jerks, then the dour Blah blah blah honor Klingons of later years.


The Discovery Klingons were annoying and stupid, and their makeup was so heavy that they literally looked like doffuses in Masks.


Maybe they need to do an episode where Pike asks about that "You don't look like the Klingon's that the Discovery interacted with".


Random Klingon Captain - "Those weren't Klingons they were tribbles wearing masks and we exterminated them"


That would explain the great Tribble hunt that work talked about in DS9, in the tribbles episode.
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in general this crew is pretty hawt. Spock with the Guild haircut was almost enough to make me switch sides. also I get the impression that Anson Mount is a big corny nerd in real life because he does goofy much too convincingly.

whether this episode "hit it" for you or not, the important thing is that the writers trusted you enough to understand what this was in Star Trek terms. can you imagine the showrunners of Discovery and Picard trying to do one of these? "hrrm, too much levity. our focus groups indicate that audiences only want serialized Dark Trek. let's throw in a scene with a beloved legacy character getting their eye torn out of its socket with rusty space tongs."

my only minor concern is that we're burning through Trek episode templates pretty fast. so far we've gotten

- disguised away team
- mediation between primitive warring factions
- threatening ancient powerful alien that's actually benevolent
- crew infected/mind controlled
- submarine warfare
- shore leave hijinks
- peaceful alien civilization with a dark secret
- surprise takeover of Enterprise by alien guest
- LARP

if we get a time travel/loop or mirror universe episode before the end of the season, I'll be a bit worried. but then again, maybe we just need the comfort food after years of being force fed some executive's idea of haute cuisine.
Oh, there are still lots of Star Trek tropes left:

- robots are real people too
- trial
- time travel to present-day earth
- your gods are wrong
- your gods are just aliens
- racism is bad, okay
- thinly-veiled metaphor for present-day events (incoming planet Ukrain, Trump-like leader, or pandemic special)
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Old 06-29-2022, 12:12 PM   #1424
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Sex planet too. given how horny Pike and Spock have been so far, it won't be long before they boldly bone where no one has boned before.
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Oh, there are still lots of Star Trek tropes left:

- robots are real people too
- trial
- time travel to present-day earth
- your gods are wrong
- your gods are just aliens
- racism is bad, okay
- thinly-veiled metaphor for present-day events (incoming planet Ukrain, Trump-like leader, or pandemic special)
Have no fears we've got stories for years!!

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Old 06-29-2022, 12:56 PM   #1426
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Oh, there are still lots of Star Trek tropes left:

- robots are real people too
- trial
- time travel to present-day earth
- your gods are wrong
- your gods are just aliens
- racism is bad, okay
- thinly-veiled metaphor for present-day events (incoming planet Ukrain, Trump-like leader, or pandemic special)

Don't forget, the Enterprise stuck in a god's snow globe.
Enterprise crew forced to do what they don't want to do by gambling gods
Satan puts the Enterprise on trial
God puts the enterprise on trial
F Lee Bailey (Hologram) puts the enterprise on trial.
Enormous misunderstood horny space beast attacks and has sex with the Enterprise.

Special guest star's galore.
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Old 06-29-2022, 01:25 PM   #1427
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We still haven't had a:

Stuck in a space anomaly with seemingly no way out, but wait...what if the solution is to go INTO the anomaly?

And no one has been kidnapped on their way to/from a conference yet, so we haven't even scratched the surface of available Star Trek tropes.
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Ah yes! The 'Kidnapped en-route to a Conference.'

Thats always a good one.
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Have no fears we've got stories for years!!

I haven't watched The Simpsons in over 10 years. And apparently Marge became a robot.
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I haven't watched The Simpsons in over 10 years. And apparently Marge became a robot.
The retrospective viewing of that Simpsons clip is hilarious. Because yeah, I probably havent watched a Simpsons episode in a decade either.
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in general this crew is pretty hawt. Spock with the Guild haircut was almost enough to make me switch sides. also I get the impression that Anson Mount is a big corny nerd in real life because he does goofy much too convincingly.
Sexiest thing on the show is still the Enterprise.
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Ah yes! The 'Kidnapped en-route to a Conference.'

Thats always a good one.
Lets not forget the "strange things happen to the Enterprise after getting back from a trip/conference/contest" trope
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Lets not forget the "strange things happen to the Enterprise after getting back from a trip/conference/contest" trope
Or an elaborate 'Manchurian Candidate' trope!

They already did 'Freaky Friday!'

They've got tons of material! They could keep SNW going for years!
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Sex planet too. given how horny Pike and Spock have been so far, it won't be long before they boldly bone where no one has boned before.


Captain Mercer beat them to it.
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Captain Mercer beat them to it.
I'm Orville illiterate but I'm sure they had a good time playing that up. come to think of it...Christopher Pike, Anson Mount, Ethan Peck, and Jess Bush are all excellent porno names.
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There's a trope we missed.

Find a Federation ship that's befallen some catastrophe. The same catastrophe befalls the Enterprise. Enterprise solves it.
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I look forward to seeing this crew in all these situations.
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This week's episode felt like a season finale. I had to double-check that there was one more.
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This week's episode felt like a season finale. I had to double-check that there was one more.
I watched the first 5 minutes and I'm just feeling it.

They have to gather the group who made this show and lock them in the studio, at gunpoint if necessary, and command them to continue.

"Yeah...its now a 26 episode season. Nobody said you could go home. We've also confiscated your phones. Star Trek owns you now. So say we all."
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Oh Anson Mount....

Spoiler!


Oh Captain my Captain!
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