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Old 12-01-2020, 11:15 AM   #1
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My texts from Santa start today. It continues each day until Christmas.

I have three children all aged five who will be receiving a daily text message from Santa/me. The parents have sent me personal information I can use such as names of pets, favourite toys, names of kindergarten teachers, best friend, and so on. Each day’s text message will have the same theme with some personalization.

Here is today’s email:
Hello xxxx. This is Santa. We’re very busy up at the North Pole getting ready for Christmas. Be sure to let me know the presents you want. Please ask your mom or dad to help you send me a picture of your tree. Mrs. Claus collects them. I have to go now to feed Rudy (that’s what I call Rudolph sometimes) and the other reindeer. Mrs. Claus sends her love. ��

The mothers have changed my name in their phone to Santa Claus because my first name doesn’t start with an S and the child may notice.

I’m excited to be doing this and the moms love the idea. Maybe an idea for those who of you who are parents,
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So with all that information, you can crack the security questions for all their online accounts.

Well played sir!

Well played indeed!


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I have three children all aged five who will be receiving a daily text message from Santa/me.
You have three children all aged 5?

At your advanced age? Well done!
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You have three children all aged 5?

At your advanced age? Well done!
One grandchild and two are the children of friends.

Young punks these days.
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Old 12-01-2020, 11:41 AM   #6
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I've also been getting texts from an unidentified overweight male with grey/white bushy hair. I can't tell from the pics if it is Santa though.


On second though, he keep telling me I'm naughty, so I think it probably is Santa.

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This skit is one of the few things I like about Christmas.
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Rudy
Spoiler!

Seriously though, good on ya.
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My Rudy is asking Trump for a preemptive pardon for public defecating.
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I've also been getting texts from an unidentified overweight male with grey/white bushy hair. I can't tell from the pics if it is Santa though.


On second though, he keep telling me I'm naughty, so I think it probably is Santa.
It's really nice having an older bear in your life, they're always the best.

Love this for you, Cecil.
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I've also been getting texts from an unidentified overweight male with grey/white bushy hair. I can't tell from the pics if it is Santa though.
On second though, he keep telling me I'm naughty, so I think it probably is Santa.
or Thor.
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In our family I often need to text the tooth fairy to get his butt over to our house.

Apparently kids don't like it when they leave their tooth under the pillow for days and get nothing to show for it...
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How can a thread be heart warming and so so wrong at the same time?
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How can a thread be heart warming and so so wrong at the same time?
CP delivers again.
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