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Old 10-08-2010, 02:23 PM   #41
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It will be pretty funny when she asks you about her upcoming bandwidth issues and you nervously pee yourself because you can't physically talk to her.
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Old 10-08-2010, 05:44 PM   #42
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There's so much more fun possible here...

Yes you could use the right kind of router (or install an open source firmware like http://www.dd-wrt.com on your existing router if it supports it) to either throttle her bandwidth or do traffic shaping to make sure the packets you are interested in get handled first.

Or you could set up OpenDNS so you can see her surfing habits. Has potential for blackmail.

Or you could set up a linux box running as the router and do even more fun stuff like examining exactly what sites she goes to, read her IMs and emails, etc.. Or mess with the websites like having all the images display upside down or replacing all the ads with hard core porn ads.
You beat me to the upside-down-ternet.

I always get a kick out of reading that.

http://www.ex-parrot.com/pete/upside-down-ternet.html
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Old 10-08-2010, 08:32 PM   #43
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That did nothing when I typed it into terminal...
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Old 10-08-2010, 09:48 PM   #44
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Yes I COULD talk to her like I said but I made this thread for getting ideas on what can be done silently from my end.
AKA how can I keep her off my internet and still get laid
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Old 10-09-2010, 10:07 AM   #45
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Rathji, that was beautiful. Thank you.
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