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[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by surferguy

Ever try and Australian or NZ hot dog? Those things are the worst, zero redeeming quality’s. The worst

In fairness their meat pie game is strong

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

No idea.

But I have had both and prefer Hebrew Nationals.

Both way better than anything here. Get the Fack out of here juicy jumbos.

There was a few years you could get Nathan’s at Safeway, but they must have been pushed out of Safeway by the big crappy hot dog lobby that is Schneider or maple leaf.

[Fuzz]

I like the Harvest all beef, but the pork ones are good too. Way better than any other grocery store option. Plus they come individually wrapped, so better for freezing.

[PepsiFree]

Americans perfected the hot dog. Europeans are our quickly little hot dog cousin.

Everywhere else is fine to bad.

But Costco hot dogs are fine. And for the price? Shut up about it.

[Monahammer]

Where's the line between a sausage and a hot dog though? Because there are european sausage varietals that dominate any hot dog that can be made. But I wouldn't eat them in a bun with mustard on it.

[Ironhorse]

Originally Posted by calgarygeologist

Are you eating the beef ones or the Polish sausage? Polish sausage is the only way to go.

Best hot dogs I've ever had were in Iceland.

[DoubleF]

Do people typically enjoy eating fruitcake? I seriously do not understand fruit cake.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

Do people typically enjoy eating fruitcake? I seriously do not understand fruit cake.

A percentage of the population does, but not of the food variety.

[Reggie28]

Originally Posted by chemgear

Watched some ignorant moron pushing her cart down the middle of a narrow aisle at Costco. She literally going down the middle of the aisle talking on her phone walking slower than sin. Poor people are lined behind her are trying to get around but she weaves left and right as she only has one hand on her cart.

I see her as she finally gets close to the main larger aisle going from the front of the warehouse to the back. But she stops to gesticulate at the person she is screaming at on the phone. Guy behind her throws his hands up in the air and she finally notices she's blocking everybody. She has the gall to yell at him - "Patient!"

####ing selfish dumb ass morons. Surprised she wasn't slapped upside the head.

Shopping cart to the back of the ankles cures this. Or so I am told.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

Americans perfected the hot dog. Europeans are our quickly little hot dog cousin.

Everywhere else is fine to bad.

But Costco hot dogs are fine. And for the price? Shut up about it.

IKEA hot dogs are better

[Geraldsh]

Originally Posted by Monahammer

Where's the line between a sausage and a hot dog though? Because there are european sausage varietals that dominate any hot dog that can be made. But I wouldn't eat them in a bun with mustard on it.

If it’s not a wiener it’s not a hotdog, it’s a sausage.
A sausage on a bun is still a sausage, putting mustard on it is like putting lipstick on a pig.

[Monahammer]

So are Vienna Sausages (Wein-ers) hot dogs then? I always understood that hotdogs were Frankfurters (from Frankfurt) but have also heard them colloquially called weiners obviously.

WHERES THE LINE!

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by fotze2

IKEA hot dogs are better

Stop eating at IKEA and Costco


You ####s might be less militant

[btimbit]

Costco hot dogs have a strong aftertaste that I'm not too fond of

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by btimbit

Costco hot dogs have a strong aftertaste that I'm not too fond of

Regret……

[Locke]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Hot take. Hate Costco hot dogs. The ratio is all messed up. Hate all hot dogs in Canada. University of Michigan flew me down for some ceremony and had a prime rib suite at Yost. They were aghast when I had three stadium hot dogs instead.

Why does the US have better hot dogs than us? It’s a hot dog. Be better Canada hot dog manufacturers.

When I was in Toronto, I will say they had amazing Hot Dog carts.

When I worked downtown the Hot Dog guy worked for like 40 minutes before he was sold out.

Damn those were good. It was like a race to get down there at lunch. I'm not saying that faces were stepped on but I'm not saying that I stepped on no faces.

"You'd best keep your elbows up Phyllis!!"

[SutterBrother]

Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

People are less weird about this than they used to be but can still be asshats from time to time. I like to rotate between telling them I’m Muslim or Mormon, deathly allergic or such a raging alcoholic that if I get so much as a whiff, it will send me into a downward spiral guaranteed to result in a Barney Gumble or Leaving Las Vegas type scenario. Really lay it on thick with the guilt and judgement. Then order a Guinness zero while they’re in the bathroom, pretend it’s the real thing and act like I snapped and it’s their fault that I was driven to drink.

When I ask someone if they want a beer, they often say "I don't drink".

Then I say "Damn! Don't you get dehydrated?"

Then we both fake laugh, but at least we don't have to discuss it further.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by btimbit

Costco hot dogs have a strong aftertaste that I'm not too fond of

Those dogs welcome you to flavour town for the low low price of $1.50 and invite you to stay a while and you complain?

Disgusting.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by Locke

When I was in Toronto, I will say they had amazing Hot Dog carts.

When I worked downtown the Hot Dog guy worked for like 40 minutes before he was sold out.

Damn those were good. It was like a race to get down there at lunch. I'm not saying that faces were stepped on but I'm not saying that I stepped on no faces.

"You'd best keep your elbows up Phyllis!!"

Toronto doesn’t have amazing anything. The Toronto version of anything is always a worse version of something else.

[keratosis]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

Toronto doesn’t have amazing anything. The Toronto version of anything is always a worse version of something else.

Yup. Usually something they try to steal from New York and fail miserably.