You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Now with 3x more gears...

[Monahammer]

Originally Posted by Looch City

No matter what you think of mullets, one thing will always be true:

Mullets on toddlers and children are ####ing awful and the parent should be reported to child protection services.

I don't know how many more Jaxxons I can meet with sick flow.

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by surferguy

Yearbook pics or GTFO

They didn’t have cameras back then

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by Monahammer

Lol I wonder if we can figure out people's ages with a few of these indicators:

Current Hairstyle:
Do you approve of mullets if not a mullet:
Sock height:
Airplane attire:
Preference for working class peoples attire when in semi professional setting:

Am I missing any?

Current Hairstyle: Not a mullet

Do you approve of mullets if not a mullet: It looks stupid but I don't care if someone else has one

Sock height: Don't care what others wear, but I would never wear long socks with shorts

Airplane attire: Depends on the season but either a velvet suit or just jeans, stylish t-shirt and button up overshirt/sweater. Would never wear sweatpants anywhere at anytime and if anyone tried to gift me a pair I'd strangle them with it.

Preference for working class peoples attire when in semi professional setting: At minimum a velvet blazer over a puffy shirt with a drink in a crystal glass in one hand.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

He's said early 30's, but he's clearly aging at a rate even faster than Locke.

You know...for someone who understands that I know where you live, you live dangerously....

Originally Posted by btimbit

Pre-suck my genital situation

That was such a great piece of comedy.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by Locke

You know...for someone who understands that I know where you live, you live dangerously....

I only seek to provide maximum truthiness.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

I only seek to provide maximum truthiness.

Thats what Trump would say.

[TheIronMaiden]

Current Hairstyle: A Rat Tail
Do you approve of mullets if not a mullet: Yes. Pro Mullet
Sock height: Above the ankle below the knee
Airplane attire: loose jeans and a T shirt, or shorts if it gonna be hot.
Preference for working class peoples attire when in semi professional setting: A clean shirt plain and jeans would do, but a golf shirt or button down would be better, so long as it does not have an obnoxious design.

[Dion]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

how old are you?

He can't be as old as me

[timun]

Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden

Current Hairstyle: A Rat Tail

43, figuring that you were not quite ten years old in 1990.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Dion

He can't be as old as me

We cant all be the Cryptkeeper!

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by Locke

We cant all be the Cryptkeeper!

You sure are giving it the ol' college try, though!

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

You sure are giving it the ol' college try, though!

I have the experience, but the age? That takes time.

By the way, if you're looking for your cane? Good luck.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by Locke

I have the experience, but the age? That takes time.

By the way, if you're looking for your cane? Good luck.

I'm quite well adapted to crawling and lumbering around. You can keep it, I think you need it more.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

I'm quite well adapted to crawling and lumbering around. You can keep it, I think you need it more.

I engraved your information on it and hit transients with it.

That way they'll know your name, phone number and address.

[PepsiFree]

Some of you guys are so old that when you stop posting for long periods of time I worry you died.

[bc-chris]

wrgmg is over the last few days trying to explain to my 9 and 11 year old that they'll never get to see johnny play hockey again

but why would the guy drink and drive daddy?
why did he hit johnny and his brother?
why do johnny's and matty's kids have to grow up with out their dads?
ugh - just a gut punch trying to trying to explain stuff that i honestly don't have answers for myself.

i think why this is personally tough too is becuz 7 years ago tomorrow my dad passed away - the end of august/first week of september is always a tough week/week and a half.

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by Locke

I showed up in my usual post-tax season attire, T-Shirt, Shorts and Sandals. And she says to me:

"You don't even care if you get this account do you?"

Nope.

I've got tons of work. I'm here as a favour to your family. The mistake you're making is that you think you're interviewing me whereas the truth is, it is very much the other way around.

Bitch, I just landed my helicopter in your parking lot, if you don't want my help, good luck and #### off.

[Titan2]

How on earth is bitch not on the list? Bitch, Bitch, Bitch hahahahaha. Bitch.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Titan2

How on earth is bitch not on the list? Bitch, Bitch, Bitch hahahahaha. Bitch.

There was a summit meeting and in exchange for other grievances 'Bitch' and 'Bastard' were exempted.

But we paid for them...

By God did we pay...

[Fuzz]

Don't forget, Btimbit also left us with the wonderful gift of horsecocks, too.


Bitch, bastard, and horsecocks.