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Old 12-08-2010, 01:48 PM   #1
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So I was talking to this girl and we were getting along great, sparks were flying and things were getting flirt-a-licious, but then out of nowhere, after I give her some money, she leaves and doesn't come back.

I am pretty sure it's over, unless I get hungry again and go back to her restaurant.

I want to hit the l'd F5 a few times on life and go somewhere new after this - any thoughts on where I should go? I was thinking Australia, unless they have restaurants there, because that would remind me of her.
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I was thinking Australia, unless they have restaurants there, because that would remind me of her.
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How much money did you give her?
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I wish I was baller enough to just be giving out money to random chicks...
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Old 12-08-2010, 02:17 PM   #7
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I wish I was baller enough to just be giving out money to random chicks...
It was for my bill at earls. I am crushed.
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It was for my bill at earls. I am crushed.
In that case, I suggest Moxie's.
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Joey Tomato's has some nice scenery.


Australia might be a good idea because they don't typically tip down there, so your waitress just looks at you as an inconvenience rather than a potential money fountain.
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Old 12-08-2010, 02:41 PM   #10
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You want to go to a place that doesn't have restaurants?
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I dont know, did you try that cowtown beefshack? It would make a decent trip...
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I hear strip clubs have good buffets.

Your first mistake was eating at Earls. This little harlet rarely lets me down.

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How about a gay bar? It'll be new, and there won't be any girls to remind you of her.
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I hear strip clubs have good buffets.
The best sandwiches always come from strip clubs!
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I think you should plan out a massive road trip across Africa in a car you buy and ship from London to Cape Town...
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Don't worry, I got the joke, and I thought it was pretty funny.
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Don't worry, I got the joke, and I thought it was pretty funny.
Yeah, I don't know what was sadder: the amount of people that missed the joke, or the amount of terrible jokes made by the people who didn't get the OP.
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