11-29-2018, 04:09 PM
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#21
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Calgary
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As someone who has experienced the magical luxury of Japanese-made toilet seats, I say, go for it, Sliver. This is worth every penny.
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11-29-2018, 10:09 PM
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#22
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Vancouver
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I bought one of those $50 dollar add-on toilet seat bidets and it's great. I feel like a caveman whenever I use a regular toilet.
I was skeptical about getting a cold water one but really, it's completely unnoticeable; even the wife didn't complain about it. I'm sure the warm water is nice but I wouldn't make it a must-have feature.
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11-29-2018, 10:16 PM
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#23
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First Line Centre
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Man, I love Sliver threads. Awesome.
On topic, someone once proposed a thought experiment; wipe some #### on your forearm. How are you going to get it off? Just wipe it with a form of paper or soap and water? That has always made a lot of sense to me in the pro-bidet category.
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11-29-2018, 10:27 PM
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#24
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#1 Goaltender
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I recommend most people just purchase something like this:
https://bidetking.com/brondell-clean...t-sprayer.html
Can be found for around $40 on Amazon.
Easy to install yourself.
It is easier to move the handle around so water gets everywhere than to move your body around.
Can clean the toilet bowl as well.
Saves on TP as you just need a bit to pat dry
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11-29-2018, 10:32 PM
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#25
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Temporary_User
I recommend most people just purchase something like this:
https://bidetking.com/brondell-clean...t-sprayer.html
Can be found for around $40 on Amazon.
Easy to install yourself.
It is easier to move the handle around so water gets everywhere than to move your body around.
Can clean the toilet bowl as well.
Saves on TP as you just need a bit to pat dry
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Wouldn’t the poop rain down on your hand if you sprayed that thing under your ass?
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11-29-2018, 10:51 PM
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#26
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Franchise Player
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Toilet Seat Bidet
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Originally Posted by Temporary_User
I recommend most people just purchase something like this:
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Sweet baby Jesus no. Automate it or don’t do it at all.
If it doesn’t clean for you, puff out a nice fresh scent, and play music to drown out your bathroom noises, what’s the point of a bidet at all?
Wow I miss Japan.
Last edited by DownhillGoat; 11-29-2018 at 10:54 PM.
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11-29-2018, 10:53 PM
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#27
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Franchise Player
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Don't we have people for this? Why don't you just hire it out? Gawd.
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11-30-2018, 01:36 AM
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#28
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A Fiddler Crab
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Chicago
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Originally Posted by Temporary_User
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Totally this.
My years in Asia have left me disgusted by Western paper-only butt-cleaning practices. The Japanese bidets are fancy and all, but there's nothing that beats the bum-gun for ease-of-use and that I'm-on-cam-tonight clean feeling.
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11-30-2018, 11:21 AM
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#29
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by driveway
... that I'm-on-cam-tonight clean feeling...
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And we now know who has worked in porn!
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11-30-2018, 11:27 AM
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#30
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Question as a person who has never used a bidet in his life, but as Titan mentioned, it only makes hygienic sense.
Where does the water go? Whether the "bum gun" or a smaller stream bidet, does it not splash everywhere?
Follow up, what are you drying with? Toilet paper is the worse thing to dry skin with, so is there a special bidet "butt towel" to go along with my hand and shower towels?
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11-30-2018, 11:29 AM
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evil of fart
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach
Question as a person who has never used a bidet in his life, but as Titan mentioned, it only makes hygienic sense.
Where does the water go? Whether the "bum gun" or a smaller stream bidet, does it not splash everywhere?
Follow up, what are you drying with? Toilet paper is the worse thing to dry skin with, so is there a special bidet "butt towel" to go along with my hand and shower towels?
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The ones I'm looking at have a warm air dryer that blows at your butt.
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11-30-2018, 11:34 AM
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#33
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CP's Fraser Crane
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Originally Posted by Sliver
The ones I'm looking at have a warm air dryer that blows at your butt.
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Post some links.
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11-30-2018, 11:36 AM
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#34
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Franchise Player
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My parents have one of those crazy japanese toilets. The thing has like 20 buttons on it. Everything from warmth settings, distance, water effects (swivel, constant stream, pulse, etc) and sound settings.
Not gonna lie, it's pretty darn cool.
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11-30-2018, 05:26 PM
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#35
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Incogneto
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$1100 for a toilet seat. I would have an instantaneous "Ive made it in life" feeling if I was ever able to click on the buy now button for this thing.
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11-30-2018, 09:49 PM
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#37
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#1 Goaltender
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Once you've done bidet you can't ever go back. Without a bidet you're literally just spreading #### around your bum. With a budget you're cleaning it all off and then using toilet paper to dry off.
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12-01-2018, 12:29 AM
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#38
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by Temporary_User
I recommend most people just purchase something like this:
https://bidetking.com/brondell-clean...t-sprayer.html
Can be found for around $40 on Amazon.
Easy to install yourself.
It is easier to move the handle around so water gets everywhere than to move your body around.
Can clean the toilet bowl as well.
Saves on TP as you just need a bit to pat dry
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Best surprise ever when I was staying in Helsinki!
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12-01-2018, 01:42 AM
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#39
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Farm Team Player
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Tokyo, Japan
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The Washlet's are one of the best things about living in Japan.
I am surprised that they are not a standard item in the rest of the developed world. I would recommend them - don't think the dryer is necessary but if it is not a big cost increase go for it. I say get one.
The other great thing in Japan is the never-ending hot shower and re-heatable bath thanks to the Tankless water heaters.
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12-10-2018, 03:13 PM
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#40
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evil of fart
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My bidet arrived today and I can't wait to go home and hook it up. I ended up going with a fairly basic one that only hooks up to the cold water just to test out the concept before going all in on a deluxe heated seat with warm water reservoir and oscillating nozzles. This one does have the behind cleaner and a jet especially for women.
If you don't already, follow my stream on twitch for live initial reactions.
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