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Old 07-31-2022, 02:42 AM   #21
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I never know how the heck we’re supposed to just choose one name for each thread from all of the endless possibilities they give us. I feel like I need as much time as American Idol to sort out a winner.
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Old 07-31-2022, 03:10 AM   #22
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I've been pulling for E=NG: Blood, Sweatpants and Tiers

For way too long.
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When I see the term arsenal, I think back to a Morrissey LP
Help me out. Was it Your arsenal? or You’re an arsehole
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Old 07-31-2022, 08:07 AM   #24
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Edmonton is no good X: Katz love family day
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Old 07-31-2022, 09:19 AM   #25
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Edmonton is No Good X: Got 97 problems but a bribe ain't one, sweep me
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Old 07-31-2022, 09:19 AM   #26
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Blood sweatpants and tiers is great, but I feel like I don't want to waste that perfect quote by their own friggin GM: "up and down like a toilet seat". It was just so appropriate.
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Old 07-31-2022, 09:29 AM   #27
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Blood sweatpants and tiers is great, but I feel like I don't want to waste that perfect quote by their own friggin GM: "up and down like a toilet seat". It was just so appropriate.
A good rule of thumb is that the best episodic titles write themselves.
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Old 07-31-2022, 09:34 AM   #28
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I agree with the toilet seat. Would be nice to integrate pissy somehow, too.
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Old 07-31-2022, 09:50 AM   #29
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I took the toilet seat comment as a shot regarding how hard they don't play. If the toilet seat is down, he's suggesting that they're playing like girls. Am I wrong?

E=ng, You wish you played like a girl!
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Old 07-31-2022, 09:57 AM   #30
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I'm partial to E=NG X: Just Google it
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Old 07-31-2022, 10:09 AM   #31
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New thread. Same old no-goodness.
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Old 07-31-2022, 11:04 AM   #32
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Old 07-31-2022, 11:22 AM   #33
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With the first post showing the title ("A new tool in their arse...") this seems to fit best. Besides, every player they then sign becomes....a "new tool". And full of crap to boot.
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Old 07-31-2022, 11:23 AM   #34
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There is no "Up" when it comes to Edmonton being No Good.

If Holland said "it's been up and down like a light switch really" nobody would think twice but he used the word toilet so yay?

I've made thoughts on that name known, I won't harp on it anymore.
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Edmonton is No Good X: Got 97 problems but a bribe ain't one, sweep me
Been trying to make an E=NG title out of those lyrics for the longest time. This isn't half bad. Well done.
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E=NG :To many potty jokes not enough time
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There is no "Up" when it comes to Edmonton being No Good.

If Holland said "it's been up and down like a light switch really" nobody would think twice but he used the word toilet so yay?

I've made thoughts on that name known, I won't harp on it anymore.

Not to belabour this, but I’d say that’s exactly the point: his immediate instinct was to compare his team’s season to a toilet lid, out of all possible references applicable to an “up and down” season.

Only against the backdrop of scenic (sceptic?) Edmonton could someone conjure up such a comparison so quickly.

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Old 07-31-2022, 12:39 PM   #38
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Poll with
Blood, Sweatpants, Tiers
Just Google it
Up and Down Like a Toilet Seat
Kane & Unable
Katz bribe title
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Maybe run the poll in a separate thread and let it decide.
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Both Markstrom and Demko are now trending on Twitter because of an Oiler fan's tweet

https://twitter.com/user/status/1553659082958991360

Some responses:

https://twitter.com/user/status/1553791202977148928

https://twitter.com/user/status/1553796022907809793
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Katzing Couch was a good one. I think it’s a reminder that it doesn’t matter what the hockey team does. The guy getting the money is a scumbag.
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