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Old 05-30-2018, 07:23 AM   #221
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I have a family member that works for Aurora and the swag they give out is lighters and bud busters. That's right. Other companies give out jackets and hats, Aurora gives out bud busters and lighters.
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I would like to thank all of my fellow CP members for the last 2 pages of this thread. I have had a crappy start to the week at work and all of the names being tossed about for weed is just what I need! My user name is what it is because I work for the liquor distribution branch of the province of BC. Lots of stressed out people currently getting on my nerves because of the upcoming legalization and our role as the only wholesale supplier in the province. I am sure my colleagues that are a little to high strung for their own good will get a little more wound up when I use a few of these names and the ones that don’t take themselves that seriously will appreciate it. Thanks!
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I would like to thank all of my fellow CP members for the last 2 pages of this thread. I have had a crappy start to the week at work and all of the names being tossed about for weed is just what I need! My user name is what it is because I work for the liquor distribution branch of the province of BC. Lots of stressed out people currently getting on my nerves because of the upcoming legalization and our role as the only wholesale supplier in the province. I am sure my colleagues that are a little to high strung for their own good will get a little more wound up when I use a few of these names and the ones that don’t take themselves that seriously will appreciate it. Thanks!
How does someone from Lumby become a Flames fan anyway?
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Old 05-30-2018, 10:20 AM   #225
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I have a family member that works for Aurora and the swag they give out is lighters and bud busters. That's right. Other companies give out jackets and hats, Aurora gives out bud busters and lighters.
I am with Aurora and I don't have a bud buster, maybe pass this along and they can hook me up?
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I am with Aurora and I don't have a bud buster, maybe pass this along and they can hook me up?

Lol. Maybe just ask someone at the office? I don't know who you are so I can't exactly tell them "Hey, Raekwon from the internets doesn't have a buster and wants one. Who does he have to go see?"
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Lol. Maybe just ask someone at the office? I don't know who you are so I can't exactly tell them "Hey, Raekwon from the internets doesn't have a buster and wants one. Who does he have to go see?"
Yeah that would work, I doubt they have more than 1 Raekwon on file
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If you go to an aurora booth at any cannabis expo and tell them you’re a client they’ll hook you up.
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Born and raised Calgarian and I was really intoxicated watching game 6 in 89 at I think Coconut Joe’s and the Fox and Firkin. We studied both products from my current career that night it was a great time to be a 20 year student!

The Lumby thing is an inside joke from work. Moved from Alberta into the Okanagan for what we consider practicing for retirement. Live between Vernon and Salmon Arm.
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Born and raised Calgarian and I was really intoxicated watching game 6 in 89 at I think Coconut Joe’s and the Fox and Firkin. We studied both products from my current career that night it was a great time to be a 20 year student!

The Lumby thing is an inside joke from work. Moved from Alberta into the Okanagan for what we consider practicing for retirement. Live between Vernon and Salmon Arm.
Ah! So you're the enemy.
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Ah! So you're the enemy.
Currently behind enemy lines and torturing one of them tomorrow on a golf course with the help of a few comrades in arms! Most members moved out here from outside BC, it is a great place to be
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Currently behind enemy lines and torturing one of them tomorrow on a golf course with the help of a few comrades in arms! Most members moved out here from outside BC, it is a great place to be
You realize that you're talking about taking Albertan money and driving it over to BC and spending your ill-gotten gains there?

You're worse than Hitler!
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You realize that you're talking about taking Albertan money and driving it over to BC and spending your ill-gotten gains there?

You're worse than Hitler!
Slow and methodical infiltration, good news as the plan is working my friend.
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Slow and methodical infiltration, good news as the plan is working my friend.
Really? Because theres an election I'd like you to influence.

It was the last one and you didnt do it.
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Really? Because theres an election I'd like you to influence.

It was the last one and you didnt do it.
It was a failure however we didn’t consider the possibility of Horgan making so many amazing decisions to appease the green ones. We will try a little harder, every year we grow
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A friend tells me a chocolate toffee crunch cost $8 on-line, and contains 50 mg.

Seems like good value to me - 25 mg could give you a good stone for 4-6 hours, no smoke, no hangover. Compare that to alcohol, and tell me this is not a good bang for your buck.
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A friend tells me a chocolate toffee crunch cost $8 on-line, and contains 50 mg.

Seems like good value to me - 25 mg could give you a good stone for 4-6 hours, no smoke, no hangover. Compare that to alcohol, and tell me this is not a good bang for your buck.
Oh you absolutely can’t compare the two. I like drinking and all, but it’s dumb. Leads to darkness:

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What an odd article, almost fear tactics.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgar...ness-1.4681044
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I don't see what's odd about it. With weed being praised as a miracle painkiller/anti-nausea drug, a lot of people are trying it later in life with no prior use. I'm sure some of them are getting way too wrecked and experiencing negative effects.

Just because we've concluded marijuana should be legal doesn't mean we need to pretend it's harmless. It's not.
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