TBL MEDIA GUY: Welcome Tampa Hawkey Fans. The Owner of the CPHL Bolts has always been a silent, hands off financial supporter of the team.
Rumours have surfaced that that is all about to change.
Internet hockey bloggers in Kansas City have uncovered the truth and what we can tell you is that the team is Owned by a man named Wayne McDonald
Without further adieu, let us introduce Mr MacDonald.
TBL MEDIA GUY: Mr MacDonald will make a brief statement and then will take questions....
WMcD: I remember back in world war II, Cheese and I were in a roadside French brothel outside of Nice. He was drooling over a young Lass named Missy Lafluer. Missy was a looker. Aside from the beard and the bald spot she was a smokin' hot dynamo in a 4'3 frame. I vaguely remember Cheese piggy backing her up the stairs.................................
TBL MEDIA GUY: Mr MacDonald...... Wayne..... Sir..... Someone Call 911!
[Team trainers rush in and begin chest compressions... one grabs the defibrillator and gets it running. A murmur of shock fills the room as it is clear this old man is not responding]
Paramedics arrive and Mr Wayne MacDonald is prounced dead at 1:39PM Local Tampa Time
Unrest in Tampa
