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Old 05-19-2022, 11:51 PM   #301
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Love how he's also (again) priming his army of neckbeards to defend his honour regarding some nebulous stuff that's apparently coming down the pipe over the next few months.
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture...ement-1356164/

As you predicted.
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Old 05-20-2022, 12:44 AM   #302
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ok well. ok. hang on.

putting aside how creepy that is. and IM NOT SAYING ITS OK.

but if Elon Musk wanted me to give him a handjob and a massage for a house? ####ing sign me up.

anyways. carry on.
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Old 05-20-2022, 01:06 AM   #303
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I can't take the guy seriously if this is his angle. Although it probably has more to do with money or tax breaks or something.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1526997132858822658

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Old 05-20-2022, 01:32 AM   #304
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Someone needs to tell Musk that you havent been able to use a horse to buy a blowjob in at least 500 years
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Old 05-20-2022, 06:40 AM   #305
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“If I were inclined to engage in sexual harassment, this is unlikely to be the first time in my entire 30-year career that it comes to light,” he wrote, calling the story a “politically motivated hit piece.”

That's a pretty weak defense, Elon.
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Old 05-20-2022, 07:45 AM   #306
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ok well. ok. hang on.

putting aside how creepy that is. and IM NOT SAYING ITS OK.

but if Elon Musk wanted me to give him a handjob and a massage for a house? ####ing sign me up.

anyways. carry on.

It was a horse, not a house.
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Old 05-20-2022, 08:04 AM   #307
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It was a horse, not a house.
How about a horse house? Maybe he meant that.





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Old 05-20-2022, 08:16 AM   #309
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Someone needs to tell Musk that you havent been able to use a horse to buy a blowjob in at least 500 years
500 years ago a horse was a working man's possession and bj's were illegal. Nowadays, horses are playthings for the rich and you can get a beej for twenty bucks if you're not particular.

My personal minimum for blowing Elon would be $15,000. Below that and it's not enough of a step forward in life to give me sufficient motivation, above that and it starts to feel foolish to throw that kind of money away. How hard can it be? I got one, I know how it works, I'm probably pretty good at it. If I can get through a 10 minute cold shower surely I can get through this.
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I'm sure it will work on some people.. but what exactly are we supposed to believe here? That he stated he was going to vote Republican and then hours later - the evil Democrats have started unleashing stories about him?

Not exactly the best defense I've heard.
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500 years ago a horse was a working man's possession and bj's were illegal. Nowadays, horses are playthings for the rich and you can get a beej for twenty bucks if you're not particular.

My personal minimum for blowing Elon would be $15,000. Below that and it's not enough of a step forward in life to give me sufficient motivation, above that and it starts to feel foolish to throw that kind of money away. How hard can it be? I got one, I know how it works, I'm probably pretty good at it. If I can get through a 10 minute cold shower surely I can get through this.
Just the one?
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I give it about three months before Elon has all of his toys taken away by evil board members who are all clearly SJW Democrats that only pretend to be concerned by a mentally deranged toddler running Tesla et al.

Trump and Elon have a lot in common. Maybe Musk will have a go at becoming Secretary General of the UN after being unceremoniously dumped from his companies.
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Tesla stock is tanking today, down 8%. This is a great thread on Musk:


https://twitter.com/user/status/1527658189784854528
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Tesla stock is tanking today, down 8%. This is a great thread on Musk:


https://twitter.com/user/status/1527658189784854528
"But Elon always makes his companies profitable."

Yeah, fraud does tend to make things profitable.
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Just the one?
Best $20 hes ever spent.
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Old 05-21-2022, 08:03 AM   #316
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https://twitter.com/user/status/1527748229470646272


https://twitter.com/user/status/1527774704018280448


Musk looking to hire several Saul Goodman's.
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Maybe he will get Kenny’s war room guys
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Old 05-21-2022, 11:39 AM   #318
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So is that in response to his accuser coming forward? I read that to imply he has more ghosts in his closet that he wants to get ahead of then?
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Whatever bubble gum and super-glue that was keeping what shreds of that man's sanity dubiously stuck together are well and truly at their load capacity.

Something is going to snap and its going to snap huge.

I'm thinking about him launching himself into Space in no particular direction or to become the Emperor of Venus which he shall re-christen 'Muskow.'
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ok well. ok. hang on.

putting aside how creepy that is. and IM NOT SAYING ITS OK.

but if Elon Musk wanted me to give him a handjob and a massage for a house? ####ing sign me up.

anyways. carry on.
Imagine cleaning yourself up after that then getting the keys to your brand new horse.
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