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Old 07-22-2022, 09:46 AM   #261
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Dude that is nasty.

Consider bathing.
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Old 07-22-2022, 09:53 AM   #262
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So I shaved my head last night down to a 0.5. Wearing a hat today. I feel a tickle on the the top of my head. Scratch it. Rinse and repeat a few more times. I thought is was a loose thread in my hat just barely touching my scalp. Nope. A fataing beetle scampering around on my head. WTAF.
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Old 07-22-2022, 10:35 AM   #263
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Dude that is nasty.

Consider bathing.
And burn the bedding just in case.

Speaking of bugs, I always get creeped out when I turn over a flower pot on the patio and dozens of sow bugs scamper out.
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Old 07-22-2022, 10:36 AM   #264
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And burn the bedding just in case.

Speaking of bugs, I always get creeped out when I turn over a flower pot on the patio and dozens of sow bugs scamper out.
Burn the bedding? Where do you think I was wearing my hat, exactly? I'm at work, man.
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Old 07-22-2022, 10:47 AM   #265
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Burn the bedding? Where do you think I was wearing my hat, exactly? I'm at work, man.
Nobody knows where that bug came from.
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Old 07-22-2022, 10:55 AM   #266
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Ugh.. just imagining that it was trapped in that little volume of space in your crocs between the toes and the tip. Probably hitched a ride on your toenail, all the way to your bed. Crawled up to your pillow and then found a cozy home on your scalp, snacking on little bits of hair stubble.

And that's why crocs are gross.
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Nobody knows where that bug came from.
Well we do know it wasn't hiding in my hair since I don't have any. Maybe my ear?
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Old 07-22-2022, 10:58 AM   #268
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Ugh.. just imagining that it was trapped in that little volume of space in your crocs between the toes and the tip. Probably hitched a ride on your toenail, all the way to your bed. Crawled up to your pillow and then found a cozy home on your scalp, snacking on little bits of hair stubble.

And that's why crocs are gross.
Definitely the most likely scenario.
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Old 07-22-2022, 03:43 PM   #269
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Have you ever really looked closely at popcorn? It's fascinating.
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I think I saw the snowbirds today. I was on stoney going north from Glenmore heading towards McKnight.
I know the springbank airshow is this weekend so Maybe?
Or
I'm hallucinating.
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Have you ever really looked closely at popcorn? It's fascinating.
Popped or unpopped?
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Old 07-22-2022, 04:39 PM   #272
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I think I saw the snowbirds today. I was on stoney going north from Glenmore heading towards McKnight.
I know the springbank airshow is this weekend so Maybe?
Or
I'm hallucinating.

There were snowbirds.
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Popped or unpopped?

I did mean popped, but I suppose looking at the unpopped stuff could be interesting in the sense of pondering it's potential.
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Popped or unpopped?
Is popcorn popcorn if it’s not popped? Isn’t it just corn then?

Shouldn’t the bag read Unpoppedcorn.
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Old 07-22-2022, 10:08 PM   #275
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And burn the bedding just in case.

Speaking of bugs, I always get creeped out when I turn over a flower pot on the patio and dozens of sow bugs scamper out.
Isopods are one of my favourite bugs. They’ve become a popular pet, especially the “cuter” varieties like the Rubber Ducky.

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When was the last time a "millionth" post was reached?
8 million would have been the most recent I think. But I don’t know how that works exactly with all the threads photon trims. Also, even though the url of every post shows a post number, it doesn’t match up to the actual number of posts. For example, you can’t just type in “6000000” in the url spot where the post # goes to see the 6 millionth post. But based on the current numbers, I’m thinking the last milestone was 8 million.

Here’s the actual 6 millionth post but it’s post #6072545.

https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showpost.php?p=6072545
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If I had say, a 8 or so wheel barrows worth of rocks and soil sitting in the back of my truck, would it be total ####### move to find a suitable location to deposit them? Like I know it’s technically wrong, but if there’s a backhoe moving tons of material at the site anyhow...
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Old 07-22-2022, 11:27 PM   #278
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If I had say, a 8 or so wheel barrows worth of rocks and soil sitting in the back of my truck, would it be total ####### move to find a suitable location to deposit them? Like I know it’s technically wrong, but if there’s a backhoe moving tons of material at the site anyhow...

If it’s not contaminated, won’t the city landfills take it for free?
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Is popcorn popcorn if it’s not popped? Isn’t it just corn then?

Shouldn’t the bag read Unpoppedcorn.
I’m going by what the bag says: popcorn.
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If I had say, a 8 or so wheel barrows worth of rocks and soil sitting in the back of my truck, would it be total ####### move to find a suitable location to deposit them? Like I know it’s technically wrong, but if there’s a backhoe moving tons of material at the site anyhow...
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