Funny Spam In Your Inbox

[troutman]

Kiss to you, my new friend!
I am back from work!!!! Wow!!!!!!!
I'm so tired from my work..... Uh....
I very glad that I can write to you! Whether I can will get acquainted with you close? My name Marinushka, I am not assured in true relations while people do not learn each other more close. I shall not speak in a detail about me, whether simply I wish receive letter from you concerning that we can to learn each other more close. Now I want only one, that you write me. Answer to me...

If you certainly have time!
Wait you answer
Marinushka

[jtfrogger]

This one is addressed to dealfind@<mydomain>.com. Any guesses where they bought the email address?

Hello dear dealfind, do you remember how we communicated with you?
Long ago you could not see, I am Marina - with Russia, do you remember me?


"Come to my page - let's talk, I'm waiting!

[troutman]

Lila sent you a new message:
I hesitate to say but I dream see of casual dating...
Something similar rapid slaming in the elevator or hard sex...
I'm not very picky about males so just message me and lets have some delight!
Oh! Can't thatI said it!

[ricosuave]

Hello,

How are you doing today? I have a business offer for you. Kindly reply back for more
details about this business.

Regards,
H.Suzuki,
Senior Director Global Markets Unit,
Bank of Tokyo Mitsubishi, Japan.

ATTENTION:

I'm General mike Dennis, from Debt Recovery Committee in conjunction with
the United Nations; I was directed to contact you in respect of two metal
sealed boxes with insurance valued at $7.2 million SUD your name was
attach on the boxes contact me here armygeneralmikedennis90@yahoo.cn get
back with the mentioned details

Full Name..
home Address..
Phone Number...

I'm at your service sir..

Mike Dennis.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Puxlut

ATTENTION:

I'm General mike Dennis, from Debt Recovery Committee in conjunction with
the United Nations; I was directed to contact you in respect of two metal
sealed boxes with insurance valued at $7.2 million SUD your name was
attach on the boxes contact me here armygeneralmikedennis90@yahoo.cn get
back with the mentioned details

Full Name..
home Address..
Phone Number...

I'm at your service sir..

Mike Dennis.

Aren't you a Dame?

[Dion]

From my Yahoo Mail account......

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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Aren't you a Dame?

Yup.... that's why I giggled.

From today:

Dear sir,/madam,


This is Abu from UAE.


hello,


please send me your rice list of your items.


Regards
abu abu

[Hockey_Ninja]

This one gave me a good giggle:

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[ricosuave]

wow!


Federal Bureau of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.
URGENT ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY
I AM SPECIAL AGENT MARK A. MORGAN FROM THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) INTELLIGENCE UNIT, WE HAVE JUST INTERCEPTED AND CONFISCATED TWO (2) TRUNK BOXES AT JFK AIRPORT IN NEW YORK, AND ARE ON THE VERGE OF MOVING IT TO OUR BUREAU HEADQUARTER.
WE HAVE SCANNED THE SAID BOXES, AND HAVE FOUND IT TO CONTAIN A TOTAL SUM OF $4.1 MILLION AND ALSO BACKUP DOCUMENT WHICH BEARS YOUR NAME AS THE RECEIVER OF THE MONEY CONTAINED IN THE BOXES, INVESTIGATIONS CARRIED OUT ON THE DIPLOMAT WHICH ACCOMPANIED THE BOXES INTO THE UNITED STATES HAS IT THAT HE WAS TO DELIVER THIS FUNDS TO YOUR RESIDENCE AS PAYMENT WHICH WAS DUE YOU FROM THE OFFICE OF FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA FROM UNPAID CONTRACT SUMS.
WE CROSS-CHECKED ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTATION IN THE BOXES, AND WERE ABOUT TO RELEASE THE CONSIGNMENT TO THE DIPLOMAT,WHEN WE FOUND OUT THAT THE BOXES IS LACKING ONE VERY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTATION WHICH AS A RESULT, THE BOXES HAS BEEN CONFISCATED.
ACCORDING TO SECTION 229 SUBSECTION 31 OF THE 1991 CONSTITUTION IN TAX PAYMENT, YOUR CONSIGNMENT LACKS PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE FROM THE JOINT TEAM OF THE IRS AND HOMELAND SECURITY, AND THERE FOR, YOU MUST CONTACT US FOR DIRECTION ON HOW TO PROCURE THIS CERTIFICATE, SO THAT YOU CAN BE RELIEVED OF THE CHARGES OF EVADING TAX WHICH IS A PUNISHABLE OFFENSE UNDER SECTION 12 SUBSECTION 441 OF CONSTITUTION ON TAX EVASION.
YOU ARE THEREFORE REQUIRED TO GET BACK TO ME ON THIS EMAIL {agmarkamorgan01@superposta.com} WITHIN 72HOURS, SO THAT I WILL GUIDE YOU ON HOW TO GET THE NEEDED DOCUMENT. FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH OUR DIRECTIVE MAY LEAD YOU INTO PROBLEM, YOU WILL BE ARRESTED, INTERROGATED AND PROSECUTED IN THE COURT OF LAW FOR MONEY LAUNDERING.
WE MAY ALSO GET THE FINANCIAL ACTION TASK FORCE ON MONEY LAUNDERING (FATF) INVOLVED IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW OUR INSTRUCTIONS. YOU ARE ALSO ADVISED NOT TO GET IN CONTACT WITH ANY BANK IN AFRICA, EUROPE OR ANY OTHER INSTITUTION, AS YOUR FUND ARE HERE NOW IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
YOURS IN SERVICE
Agent Mark A. Morgan
Regional Director
Federal Bureau of Investigation
E-mail: agmarkamorgan01@superposta.com

[Jacks]

Looks like this could be a good year for sales!!

Good day Sir/Madam

We are interested in buying your product in large quantity.
We want you To provide us with your specification.



Best regards
Frederick Morgan
Steve Doring Trading Co

[DuffMan]

This one is from a Reverend. The picture of the guy on the bottom is some guy who runs seminars for banks on debit card frauds etc.

Welcome to Western UnionPhone :+229 9909913.


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Send Money



Attention Dear;

This is to inform you that the America Embassy office was instructed to transfer your fund $2 Million Dollars compensating all the SCAM VICTIMS and your email was found as one of the VICTIMS. by America security leading team and America representative officers so between now till 30th Of April 2013 you will be receiving the sum of $4,500dollars per day. However be informed that we have already sent the$4,500 dollars this morning to avoid cancellation of your payment,remain the total sum of $2.MILLION DOLLARS.

You have only six hours to call this office upon the receipt of this email the maximum amount you will be receiving per a day starting from today's $4,500 in three different payments and the Money Transfer Control Number of today is below. NOTE; The send $4,500 is on hold because oft the instruction from IMF office, they asked us to place it on hold by requesting the F.P K Clearance Certificate in order to fulfill all the necessary obligation so that we will start sending you the payment through Western Union money transfer, the necessary obligation i mean here is to obtain the F.P K Clearance.

Below is the information of today track it in our website www.westernunion.com to see is available to pick up by the receiver or if it is shows pick up we pick it up for security reason to avoid hackers stealing the money online.

1)Sender Name:::Robert Louis
2)MTCN Number:::8346154895

3)Text Question:::who is Able

4)Answer:::God
5)Amount::: $4,500

we need the below details from you, to enable us place the payment to your name and transfer the fund to you.

(Full Receivers name ): ........................
(Your Country): .................................
( Address):........................................
(Phone Number): ...............................
(Your Age): .......................................
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A COPY OF YOUR ID/ PICTURE: ....................

Further more you advised to call us as the instruction was passed that within 6hourswithout hearing from you, Count your payment canceled. Number to call is below listed manager director office of release order: +2348029882617
( western_uniontransfer704@rocketmail.com)

Thanks Rev. Paul Williams

FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER
WESTERN UNION OFFICE BENIN REPUBLIC
THIS IS OUR CONDUCT CODE ( 303)

[DuffMan]

Man, I was so close to falling for this one this morning.

Finally I found your e-mail, I???m not sure whether you remember me, we???ve got terribly drunk, I found your pictures on my camera yesterday, remember me?

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[Hessen]

Hello my name is Katya I am from small city in the center of Russia.
I am 24 years old.I am very friendly and romantic person.
I saw your structure and have decided to do record in you as I search for the friend on the Internet!
I want to have serious relationship and it true.My dream is search for the man which will appreciate me and to respect.
I like to get acquainted with unknown people. I am a optimistic girl with sense of humor, who is looking for her soulmate...
Sometimes I go to the disco with my friends. I like to spend my free time on the nature.
There are a real beautiful places near my town! Al my life I like sport.
When I was young I was engaged in gymnastics and now I am engaged in aerobics.
Al my friend say that i cherful and sociable.
I hope soon to see your message in my box.

My email: peppiroo074@yandex.ru

Bye...

[troutman]

Hi there,
I am Zamilya and I live in a state of Azerbaijan.
I am warm, honest, pretty and intelligent person. But I am quite lonely in my life. I desire to find a real guy to live my entire life with such a individual. You may see my photo with this e mail, I truly hope that you appreciate it.
If you have no relations with other girls currently, and if you are single, then respond me back. I hope you appreciate my looks, and you'll respond me soon. And I'll write you more about my lifestyle, and learn also more about you.
I also wish that you never asked my bare photos, because I never forward them through internet. And if you write for it, then I will never write you again.
Truly yours.
Zamilya!!

[Cowperson]

I'm race director for a half marathon event.

Lately I'm getting various attempts by alleged super Kenyans looking for free airfare/accommodation so they can run my event.

The first three were terrible, obvious frauds. The last one actually looked legit. There actually is such a person and he would win our race by TEN minutes over the winner last year, who ran a 1:14. In fact, he's so good I'm wondering why he's bothering with me, suggesting someone has purloined a legit runners profile for fraudulent purposes.

The games people play. . . .

Cowperson

[OffsideSpecialist]

####, they're on facebook now...

Hello my dear my name is sandra how are you i saw your profile here on (Fb.COM) and i pick interest if you have the desire for me i will like you to write me back directly to my personal email (sandra.njoroge@yahoo.com) so that we can know more about each other.please ther ris very serious important thing, thanks God bless you am waiting to hear from you.
soonest, your frd sandra

[gargamel]

Originally Posted by troutman

I also wish that you never asked my bare photos, because I never forward them through internet. And if you write for it, then I will never write you again.
Truly yours.
Zamilya!!

What's the email address? I'm bored and want to see if she really refuses to write back if I ask for her bare photos.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by gargamel

What's the email address? I'm bored and want to see if she really refuses to write back if I ask for her bare photos.

Oddly enough, Zamilya's mail goes through Hugh Olivarez:

Zamilya <hugh.olivarez@yahoo.com>

[troutman]

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