Colour me shocked that a 23 year old designed an ugly house. That place looks awful. If depression was a human being and bought a house it would look like that.
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Connor McDavid’s 8,000-square foot house was designed to entertain guests, as his girlfriend, interior designer Lauren Kyle, told the Edmonton lifestyle magazine Edify in July. By “guests,” she means, of course, various foot soldiers and associates of the Galactic Empire, who will feel at home indeed in this cavernous, grayscale, and kind of tragic abode.
Wealthy, 23 years old, and lacking a personality is a combination of traits in a homeowner that can only yield Bad Things, and oh, how it has. We must hurry and look at it quickly before its transfixing awfulness drains us of our capacity for human connection. The McDavid manse is home to, among many silly amenities, a wine bar, a frightening closet, a melancholy basketball court, half the world’s marble reserves, and “unfettered views” of the famed North Saskatchewan River valley.
Star of the kitchen—don’t stare too long—is this enormous hunk of “Calacutta Porcelain” that seats nine “people.” If you, say, lived here and from time to time required a sharp and firm surface to bash someone’s head into while murdering them in a grisly yet cinematic way, this would also probably do.
I mean, if you want a sterile Galactic Empire themed house with a basketball court that doesn't seem like you can really play basketball in it, I'm not gonna judge.
But I'm not going to sit idly by and not call out the placement of the light switches and thermostat in the bedroom, then you don't know me at all. Have symmetrical placement or stop being a psycopath and centre them between the decorative molding!
Like what the ####?!
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But I'm not going to sit idly by and not call out the placement of the light switches and thermostat in the bedroom, then you don't know me at all. Have symmetrical placement or stop being a psycopath and centre them between the decorative molding!
Like what the ####?!
It’s an Oiler’s home, being out of position is normal.
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I could never. That is where I hide my secrets. I don't need everyone who comes to my house to find out what a pervert I am.
Well, while I'd never kink-shame anyone...where are you supposed to shove all your crap when guests come over? If they can see into the closets thats just not going to work.
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I can't understand the right hand switch in the bedroom that cuts into the molding. I wouldn't do that being a complete hack let alone a supposed luxury builder.
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A friend of mine is a custom home builder and he was telling me that a lot of people commission Basketball Courts in their custom homes because they can efficiently serve as 'Kill Rooms.'
The floors are easily cleaned and all mess and splatter are easily contained, further when the place is doused in bleach and other cleansers it can be plausibly explained.
I'm just sayin'....maybe this this is McDavid's way of motivating his teammates?
"Let's Go! Or Else....."
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