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Old 01-27-2023, 11:48 AM   #6681
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You have offended Tyler. He is now on his way to your driveway as we speak!! Tears already rolling down his face in rage.

You will not make this same mistake twice.
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Old 01-27-2023, 11:55 AM   #6683
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You have offended Tyler. He is now on his way to your driveway as we speak!! Tears already rolling down his face in rage.

You will not make this same mistake twice.
If his wife isnt there to hold him back and cry then be prepared to throw hands!

Granted, he looks like a poindexter and if he fights like a lawyer then I think you can take him!

Just remember, its Police policy never to check the Park for bodies. Not sayin' just sayin'.
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Old 01-27-2023, 12:09 PM   #6684
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https://www.cbc.ca/news/editorsblog/...tory-1.6728100

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If his wife isnt there to hold him back and cry then be prepared to throw hands!

Granted, he looks like a poindexter and if he fights like a lawyer then I think you can take him!

Just remember, its Police policy never to check the Park for bodies. Not sayin' just sayin'.
Is that a Young MC reference? I'll thank it if it is.
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Old 01-27-2023, 12:10 PM   #6686
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Is that a Young MC reference? I'll thank it if it is.
If you want it

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Do we really want to see Shandro 'Bust a Move?'
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#### yeah

I always slow down for car wrecks
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I always slow down for car wrecks
Very well then.

I'll bring the cardboard, I presume you've got the comedically oversized Boombox covered?
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Lol Smith is done. Do you think she’ll return to ranting and raving on the radio when this is all over?
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Very well then.

I'll bring the cardboard, I presume you've got the comedically oversized Boombox covered?
yes

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Lol Smith is done. Do you think she’ll return to ranting and raving on the radio when this is all over?
What a train wreck. Unbelievable to me that they picked her - she was and always has been an unelectable nut job.

I think Kenney probably would have won the next election, but Smith is the embodiment of the "stick in your bike spokes" meme and won't be able to.
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Sucks when you get held accountable for your words. You want to lob an accusation you better have something substantial to back it up. CBC will end up paying a fine and some half hearted retraction long after the damage is done.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1618932629230993408
It's you isn't it; the brainchild behind the Western Standard pitchbot satire account...

https://twitter.com/user/status/1618387083063873537
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What a train wreck. Unbelievable to me that they picked her - she was and always has been an unelectable nut job.

I think Kenney probably would have won the next election, but Smith is the embodiment of the "stick in your bike spokes" meme and won't be able to.
Good.
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Old 01-27-2023, 02:34 PM   #6700
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I'll try.

Well, at least Dion will appreciate the UCP has a plan, unlike the NDP...
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