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Old 12-10-2018, 03:17 PM   #21
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Old 12-10-2018, 03:33 PM   #22
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Have you looked into joining the Army?
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Air Force has hotter chicks.
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Old 12-10-2018, 03:43 PM   #24
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Air Force has hotter chicks.
Ya, but they all have their head in the clouds.
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Old 12-10-2018, 03:44 PM   #25
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Ya, but they all have their head in the clouds.
You flyboys crack me up.
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Old 12-10-2018, 04:20 PM   #27
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How do you make that work? There is very little time before and after class to make an impression.


Pop some molly and go dancing.
If you go to Yoga and Spin classes frequently for enough time, you become one of the regulars. Eventually, you will pretty much be forced to meet the other regulars. This process will be accelerated if there happen to be real estate agents, photocopy sales guys, or anyone else in any kind of sales that relies on networking.

I also find "hobbies" generally a bad way to meet people, and I don't necessarily want to meet someone who's into my hobbies. Many of my hobbies are either sports or nerdy things. The only hobby I've met women that I'm interested in was co-ed dodgeball.

Apps and bars, up until about a year ago when I stopped being single, were still the best option. I met my current girlfriend on an app.

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Old 12-10-2018, 05:24 PM   #28
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Want to echo what others have said. Volunteering is a great way to meet people.
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Old 12-10-2018, 05:37 PM   #29
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How do you make that work? There is very little time before and after class to make an impression.
You have much to learn young padawan.

Follow these steps:

1) Wake up early and get yourself looking good (but not so much that it looks like you tried) Really get into it - buy some lulu lemon ####.
2) stretch a bit before hand and do some planks/push-ups so your body is already warm - you'll be able to get deeper into stretches and thus look more like a pro
3) Pick a yoga studio in: Kensington, Mission or Beltline
4) Get there early - like be the first one
5) set up your mat first
6) Go get some water and wander a bit
7) Come back - there's going to be someone who's set up a mat behind you, in front of you and beside you on both sides. Yoga is 95% girls, so you have a great chance to strike up conversations with a chick.
8) Have a conversation with one or more of the girls. You can totally pre-can a bunch of conversation starters.
8) Do yoga
9) invite a girl out for coffee - its basically late-morning to mid-day, and there's nothing less creepy that a daytime date
10) Repeat the next day

It's totally not desperate because:
a) The girls set up their mat next to yours
b) You're really into yoga (as demonstrated by your gear and deep pose abilities)
c) There's barely any other guys there, so its not as if you're only talking to the girls by choice.
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Old 12-10-2018, 07:19 PM   #31
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It's too bad the Cecil wasn't around, that was THE spot to meet that special someone.
I’m still around. Not a lot of hook ups going on here tho. Just me and the cat.
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I am a married guy in his mid 50’s and it stuns me you want to not use it he interwebz.

To me that seems so much easier. Find a website that caters to your interests - for example I am sure I have seen banners for fitness singles, and craft an accurate ad that includes proper grammar and to me it should then get easy or am I missing something
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Old 12-10-2018, 07:23 PM   #33
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I’m still around. Not a lot of hook ups going on here tho. Just me and the cat.
Not you. The nicer looking one!
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I met my wife at the bar. Wear a suit.
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Old 12-11-2018, 04:45 AM   #36
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Odds are terrible in Cowtown for dudes. I moved... It got hella easy after that.
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Old 12-11-2018, 06:21 AM   #37
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I met my wife at the bar. Wear a suit.
I almost never go out anymore but we were at the bar post Christmas party with our suits and this seems like it might actually work.
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Old 12-11-2018, 06:36 AM   #38
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"Sooo, why are you in a suit?"


"To pick up chicks. Is it working?"
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Odds are terrible in Cowtown for dudes. I moved... It got hella easy after that.
I wouldn't say terrible (I know dudes that have done pretty well) but for whatever reason the ladies are not as friendly in Calgary as a lot of cities. I know it's not cool to give Edmonton props for anything but it's noticeable how much friendlier the ladies are up there. I don't know the stats but it seems like the ratio of male to female in this city is higher than a lot of other places. Or maybe because there's a lot of money in this city they are snobbier. Or maybe a combination of the above.
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