Misheard lyrics: Today I learned that...

[troutman]

Originally Posted by rbochan

That mislyric was around looooooooong before Friends.

Yes, but the point is no one seriously misheard the lyric that way. It was an easy pun.

[FlamesAddiction]

Here is a really common one:

The Clash - Rock the Casbah

The Real Lyrics:
Shareef don't like it - Fundamentally, he can't take it.

The Misheard Lyrics:
Shareef don't like it - Causes mental ######ation.

[annasuave]

So you will come to know
When the bullet hits the foam

I thought it was a song about a hitman practicing at the shooting range. (I was 11.) I found out the real lyrics a couple of years ago.