Do you wash your legs?

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Sliver

So gross. I installed a 6' tub in my house because I thought it'd be nice to have a bath. I think I've used it twice. I just find the male body so repulsive, mine included, that laying there looking down on it floating in water is so off-putting that I just can't do it.

That's not the issue, in a bath you clean your #######. Now I don't care how much bideting you do there are still some bits of poopoo around the bumhole.

That gets into the water and basically you are #### soup.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

That's not the issue, in a bath you clean your #######. Now I don't care how much bideting you do there are still some bits of poopoo around the bumhole.

That gets into the water and basically you are #### soup.

I agree with that, too. A Sliver Soup is disgusting even to Sliver. Ewwwwwww.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Clearly y'all ain't ever played piss tag.

Did you play "Crackers" in the army, too?

[Looch City]

Any hairy men on here also like to pull clumps of hair off the ass hole region while washing it?

It's a great feeling.

[Icon]

Originally Posted by Locke

You have legs?? Lucky you...I wish I had legs and then I'd wash 'em.

And I wish I was taller, then I'd be a baller!!

Well if you had legs you'd be taller.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Did you play "Crackers" in the army, too?

Never heard of "Crackers" but what about a rousing game of Soggy Biscuit"

Piss Tag is a post match game we played at my rugby club, not everyone on the team was an enthusiastic participant. It was always best when you kicked the game off on someone that was rinsing the shampoo out of their hair.


Good Times.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Dafaq are you rinsing so much for? Top to bottom then final rinse. We're in a drought, guy.

Exactly, he's as selfish as the guy who doesn't use the rotating door to his office building.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Never heard of "Crackers" but what about a rousing game of Soggy Biscuit"

Piss Tag is a post match game we played at my rugby club, not everyone on the team was an enthusiastic participant. It was always best when you kicked the game off on someone that was rinsing the shampoo out of their hair.

Good Times.

I think soggy biscuit might be the same as crackers. I hung out with a dude from the British military for a while and he regaled us with many nasty AF stories.

Does soggy biscuit involve a bunch of guys standing around a cracker/cookie with their pants around their ankles pleasuring themselves? Last one to finish eats the biscuit?

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Looch City

Any hairy men on here also like to pull clumps of hair off the ass hole region while washing it?

It's a great feeling.

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[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Exactly, he's as selfish as the guy who doesn't use the rotating door to his office building.

Rotating door

#### that, some guy trying to get in the same partition as me with his wang rubbing my bum.

No thank you

I will walk through a single door without rise of wang rubbing

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Never heard of "Crackers" but what about a rousing game of Soggy Biscuit"

Piss Tag is a post match game we played at my rugby club, not everyone on the team was an enthusiastic participant. It was always best when you kicked the game off on someone that was rinsing the shampoo out of their hair.


Good Times.

You people are ####ing disgusting.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Sliver

I think soggy biscuit might be the same as crackers. I hung out with a dude from the British military for a while and he regaled us with many nasty AF stories.

Does soggy biscuit involve a bunch of guys standing around a cracker/cookie with their pants around their ankles pleasuring themselves? Last one to finish eats the biscuit?

Correct


Soggy Biscuit a Public School Boy staple in the UK.


I have never played or seen it played.

PS: $hit Eats are nasty, don't hang around them.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

You people are ####ing disgusting.

Dill with it.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Dafaq are you rinsing so much for? Top to bottom then final rinse. We're in a drought, guy.

Two rinses.

Get wet.
Shampoo.
Rinse (cause shampoo in the eyes sucks).
Turn Shower off.
Conditioner.
Scrub everything else.
Shower back on.
Rinse.
Shower off.
Done!

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Two rinses.

Get wet.
Shampoo.
Rinse (cause shampoo in the eyes sucks).
Turn Shower off.
Conditioner.
Scrub everything else.
Shower back on.
Rinse.
Shower off.
Done!

Are you ####ing turning the shower off in the winter?

Nah #### that ####.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Are you ####ing turning the shower off in the winter?

Nah #### that ####.

Of course. I heat my house.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Of course. I heat my house.

To what ####ing temperature?

[btimbit]

Haha. Yeah I'll skip watering the lawn in the summer, sure, but if I'm in the shower that son of a bitch is running

[ResAlien]

Turning the shower off to use conditioner is the wildest statement in this thread yet. Is it a literal water closet so your choice is being waterboarded or dry, that’s it?

[PepsiFree]

When I posted in this thread an hour ago it was so wholesome. I thought perhaps we’d have the opportunity to do as men do and discuss showering our naked bodies in a polite, but vaguely sensual way.

The lot of you have really ruined it.