05-12-2020, 08:09 PM
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Happy Birthday Mr Carlin
George would have been 83 today, he would have had a field day with today's politics!
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin
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05-12-2020, 08:18 PM
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I wanted to attach a George quote, but the man had too damn many quotable lines to choose from. All I can really say is humanity lost something very important when he died.
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05-12-2020, 08:33 PM
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I wanted to attach a George quote, but the man had too damn many quotable lines to choose from. All I can really say is humanity lost something very important when he died.
Classic, yet simple.
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05-12-2020, 08:48 PM
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I've always loved the 10 Commandments bit. There's so many to choose from, the guy was just fantastic.
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05-12-2020, 08:55 PM
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Carlin is one of my favorites. At least twice a week I will put on a Carlin YouTube video or audio as I fall asleep. His stuff never seems to get old.
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05-12-2020, 10:50 PM
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05-12-2020, 11:27 PM
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05-12-2020, 11:58 PM
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And if you want it NSFW'd you dont know George. Also...you should be working from home so this should be totally safe for 'work.'
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05-13-2020, 12:16 AM
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So, so many.
These are up there as my favourites.
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There a great special where Jon Stewart interviews Carlin after a best of clip and a short performance.
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05-13-2020, 12:34 AM
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My 2 favourites of all time
Urinals Are 50% Universal
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The Indian Sargent
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05-13-2020, 10:47 AM
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Rick Moranis as George Carlin (starts around 19:00):
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05-17-2020, 07:31 AM
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05-17-2020, 03:02 PM
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It's hard to pick just one, but this is definitely my favorite Carlin quote.
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