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Old 12-08-2020, 03:10 PM   #1
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Default You might be a spreadneck...

Thanks Jeff Foxworthy.

The jokes basically write themselves...

I’ll start...

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“If you think the quinine in your Gin & Tonic can help alleviate the covid-19 symptoms you’re having....

You might be a spreadneck.”

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Old 12-08-2020, 03:18 PM   #2
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please god no.
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Come on...if we can't laugh at the insanity we will be consumed by it. Lighten up.
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If you make a thread about them, but can't even spell the word
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Old 12-08-2020, 03:49 PM   #5
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If you make a thread about them, but can't even spell the word
I knew that was coming.

Fair enough.

Yet in your response you failed to write a complete sentence.
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Old 12-08-2020, 04:19 PM   #6
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I knew that was coming.

Fair enough.

Yet in your response you failed to write a complete sentence.

Well if you knew it was coming why didn't you edit it?
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Old 12-08-2020, 04:25 PM   #7
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Well if you knew it was coming why didn't you edit it?
Because Borel is a Threadneck.
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Well if you knew it was coming why didn't you edit it?
Because I wanted to see who would point out the error and actually care.
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Old 12-08-2020, 09:34 PM   #9
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Because I wanted to see who would point out the error and actually care.

I had a professor who didn’t like being corrected, so he would say something along those lines.
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