The CPHL Trade Rumours and Speculation Thread

[Goffie]

@CPHLButton

The Habs are engaged in multiple trade talks. However it is said that GM Goffie had to put them all on hold. He was under strict orders from the missus to complete family Christmas decorating tasks. Goffie smartly obliged in order to save all future trade talks.

The Habs offices will be open tonight in about 3 hours and it is expected to be a busy night.

[BagoPucks]

@CPHLRealKypreos

GM Bagopucks cant believe his eyes when he read that some of the teams ahead of him in the standings are considering looking to next season. Riding high after his first win in CPHL with Capitals was ecstatic and he was telling media sources that they might make the playoffs.

Start the planning the parade.

[TheScorpion]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I expect that in two weeks, Scorp is going to go back into the desert and come out scorched by the sun and dehydrated to the point of looking like a piece of three year old Beef Jerky and proclaim that Xenu gave him a vision, that his path to success is all retired players, because experience you know. Then he'll turn into a force ghost and start trade talks by whispering in our heads.

@CPHElliote

The islanders GM is said to be seriously considering this idea.

[CaptainCrunch]

@CPHElliote


After a flurry of angry trades, StL GM Crunch has cooled considerably on trade talks due to a recent two game winning streak. He also wants to see how Larkin's return in a week effects everything as the Blue's should be really strong down the middle.



However he is still open to some tinkering where he would listen for offers on Eric Haula who's currently in the dog house, and he's like to move Corey Perry's contract as he's curently the 13th forward.



I've also heard rumors that Crunch is a lot happier with his prospect base then he was when he took the job, but would still like to find a way to get a first round or 2nd round pick in this years draft.

[Goffie]

@CPHLEngels

It seems like something is cooking in Montreal and a deal is imminent with a Western team. It appears that the Habs may be getting a lump of Cole for Christmas. But Dom Holtz your breath as the GMs haven’t let de Cat out of the bag yet on the details.

[TheScorpion]

Sounds like the Islanders are completing talks to bolster their Power play.

[Knut]

Rumours that several prominent prospects are currently tied up in the Wild GMs basement unable to escape. Bowen Byram escaped to the corner of the block but was promptly caught and chloroformed. He has lost his 1hr of free time per day and must now use that time to run on the treadmill.

[Goffie]

@CPHLthejerk

The Habs are heavily involved in talks with numerous teams. There may be a big deal for a top pairing D or top 6 forward completed within the next 24hrs. It is rumoured that if no deals get reached in that time frame than the team is willing to wait for star player Patrick Kane to return to reassess team needs.

[simmer2]

Hearing rumours that Panarin has become a cancer in the room and the coach demanded he get moved.

Plane ticket apparently purchased. To where you ask?? Let's see how this story evolves.

[TheScorpion]

Sounds like the Islanders may have given up on Hendrix Lapierre already.

[simmer2]

Rumour has it McD was seen packing his things....

[Goffie]

GM Goffie has apparently held to his word that anyone could go....2 blockbuster deals down...another is said to be done with an elite C on the way. Look for a change on the blueline to follow...also looks like Debrincat is on the way out of town...

[MJK]

Sharks made a big offer that would significantly change up the team dynamic. Stamkos and Trouba are rumored to be offered in the package...