07-29-2016, 11:23 PM
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#161
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: wearing raccoons for boots
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That got locked down pretty quick. Didnt have a chance to tell them to text their ex or anything.
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08-04-2016, 02:18 AM
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#162
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: AB
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First "DP" but have to throw a shout out to Kris Russel's fiancé for throwing out the bunny ears with me to however wanted a pic at Billy's tonight. He found a fun, sweet one out there!!!
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08-04-2016, 02:41 AM
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#163
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: AB
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Builuys is always good
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03-04-2017, 03:28 AM
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#164
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First Line Centre
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Green moss mushroom sauce.
That's pretty much all I got. Why are there rice crisped on the floor ffs savages you can't trust anylne in your house. Put your cowbiy hat on they said it wil be fun they said. And all hell breaks lose. Gooder hat. Come get some
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Originally Posted by yamer
Even though he says he only wanted steak and potatoes, he was aware of all the rapes.
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03-04-2017, 06:21 AM
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#165
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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Bmup
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03-04-2017, 07:11 AM
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#166
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 2Stonedbirds
Green moss mushroom sauce.
That's pretty much all I got. Why are there rice crisped on the floor ffs savages you can't trust anylne in your house. Put your cowbiy hat on they said it wil be fun they said. And all hell breaks lose. Gooder hat. Come get some
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Were you the dick honking their horn outside my house at 4am? I actually thought about getting my trusty wrist rocket a taking out one of your windows. But I saw your spooky gun picture and decided not to. Consider yourself lucky. And warned.
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03-04-2017, 10:25 AM
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#167
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 2Stonedbirds
Why are there rice crisped on the floor ffs savages you can't trust anylne in your house.
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Haha awesome. I read this in a ridderal'd up Dennis voice. Idiots, savages...savages...IDIOTS!!!!!!
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03-04-2017, 11:57 AM
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#168
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First Line Centre
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Never. Again.
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Originally Posted by yamer
Even though he says he only wanted steak and potatoes, he was aware of all the rapes.
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03-04-2017, 07:35 PM
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#169
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Calgary
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i love drunkpuck
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03-05-2017, 03:13 AM
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#170
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THE Chuck Storm
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Hi. Cinfrmed. 
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03-07-2017, 04:02 PM
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#171
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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I'm in San Diego this week for work. I'm off this afternoon early and am currently drinking beer. A couple of us are heading to Anaheim in about an hour to go to tonight's Ducks/Preds game.
I plan to pee somewhere on the Honda Center thus lifting the long standing Flames curse (last win there was Jan. 19, 2004). So when the Flames win in Anaheim a month from now on Tuesday April 4th 2017 you can thank this Drunk for soiling their building, righting the ship and bringing good fortunes to our beloved Flames.
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03-07-2017, 04:27 PM
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#172
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk
I'm in San Diego this week for work. I'm off this afternoon early and am currently drinking beer. A couple of us are heading to Anaheim in about an hour to go to tonight's Ducks/Preds game.
I plan to pee somewhere on the Honda Center thus lifting the long standing Flames curse (last win there was Jan. 19, 2004). So when the Flames win in Anaheim a month from now on Tuesday April 4th 2017 you can thank this Drunk for soiling their building, righting the ship and bringing good fortunes to our beloved Flames.
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Godspeed Soldier! Godspeed!
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03-07-2017, 05:08 PM
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#173
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk
I'm in San Diego this week for work. I'm off this afternoon early and am currently drinking beer. A couple of us are heading to Anaheim in about an hour to go to tonight's Ducks/Preds game.
I plan to pee somewhere on the Honda Center thus lifting the long standing Flames curse (last win there was Jan. 19, 2004). So when the Flames win in Anaheim a month from now on Tuesday April 4th 2017 you can thank this Drunk for soiling their building, righting the ship and bringing good fortunes to our beloved Flames.
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I think you need to pee at center ice for it to really work.
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03-07-2017, 05:29 PM
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#174
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hes
I think you need to pee at center ice for it to really work.
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I've heard this as well. Come on HD, take one for the team.
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03-07-2017, 05:35 PM
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#175
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Not sure
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Layed off. Yup, pretty drunk. Tomorrow's a new day.
In the mean time, 18 year old scotch sooths all wounds.
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Maybe he hates cowboy boots.
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03-07-2017, 05:38 PM
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#176
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by keratosis
Layed off. Yup, pretty drunk. Tomorrow's a new day.
In the mean time, 18 year old scotch sooths all wounds.
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Sorry to hear it man. Thats always rough.
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03-07-2017, 05:57 PM
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#177
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Salmon with Arms
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Quote:
Originally Posted by keratosis
Layed off. Yup, pretty drunk. Tomorrow's a new day.
In the mean time, 18 year old scotch sooths all wounds.
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Ugh. Sorry man
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03-07-2017, 05:58 PM
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#178
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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18 year old scotch does heal a great deal of wounds.
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a Fire Exit. - Mitch Hedberg
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03-07-2017, 08:19 PM
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#179
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Mission accomplished, the building has been soiled. I couldn't get to Center ice, but the nights still early. I may need to do some insurance.
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03-07-2017, 08:34 PM
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#180
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk
Mission accomplished, the building has been soiled. I couldn't get to Center ice, but the nights still early. I may need to do some insurance.
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Hopefully your urine is a better good luck charm than mine.
I was there in 2012 and thought we had broken the curse. Iggy even beat the #### out of Beachemin directly in front of my lower bowl section.
Tied in the final minute heading to overtime. Flames with a chance to break the curse. Finally.
But we ####ing blew it. Gave up a goal with a minute left. I'm still pissed about that one.
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