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Old 12-01-2020, 08:51 AM   #1
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Default Amazing Rhymes In Popular Music/Hip-Hop

Let's hear your favorite/amazing/improbable rhymes!

Nick Lowe - "Cruel To Be Kind"

You say your love is bonafide, but that don't coincide

XTC - "Season Cycle"

About the baby and its umbilical
Who's pushing the pedals on the season cycle? [Andy cheats here by mispronouncing umbilical]

Steely Dan - "My Old School"

California tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go back to Annandale
Tried to warn you
About Chino and Daddy Gee
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Old 12-01-2020, 09:11 AM   #2
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Black Thought (The Roots - Game theory):
“Voted unlikely to succeed
'cause my class was full of naysayers, cheaters and thieves”

Atmosphere - Virgo
“Got me feeling hesitation, embarrassment,
I might be the last generation of grandparents.
I know that I’ve been fortunate for all the opportunities
Disproportionately disappointed in the human beings.”

Atmosphere - Fortunate
“I know you're down to do something profound,
Put a stick in the ground to prove that you was around.
But no amount of time will ever be considered enough,
I'm trying to tether it up and live forever through love”

Brother Ali - Forest Whitaker
“You might think I'm depressed as can be,
But when I look in the mirror I see sexy-ass me.
And if that's somethin that you can't respect then that's peace
My life's better without you, actually”
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I was thinking Black Thought will have some good ones.
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Old 12-01-2020, 09:22 AM   #4
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I was thinking Black Thought will have some good ones.
Could probably have his own thread.
Black Thought - Thought Vs. everybody
“Am I a journal or journalist?
Herbal eternalist.
Olympic tournament
level genius author, affirmative”

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These lyrics never cease to make me laugh
Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good p#### and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
I'm sorry, but how can the thought of getting more ass than a toilet seat not make you smile?
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Old 12-01-2020, 12:36 PM   #6
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These lyrics never cease to make me laugh
Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good p#### and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
I'm sorry, but how can the thought of getting more ass than a toilet seat not make you smile?


I first heard it by Tom Waits in Putnam County. It would have been years back, in the previous millennium

“ Until last call, one last game of 8 ball
And Bernice would be putting the chairs on the tables,
Someone come in say "Hey man, anyone got
Any Jumper Cables, is that a 6 or a 12 volt?"
And all the studs in town would toss 'em down
And claim to fame as they stomped their feet
Boasting about being able to get more ass
Than a toilet seat.”
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Old 12-01-2020, 12:43 PM   #7
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
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“Put you in the mansion, somewhere in Wisconsin”

T-Pain on Can’t Believe It. It rhymes. Amazing.
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Old 12-01-2020, 01:14 PM   #9
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I skate on your crew, like Mario Lemieux"

- Phife Dawg, Keep It Rollin
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I could write out Eminem’s discussion with Anderson Cooper about “Orange”, or share the original clip... but this remixed clip is the best way to enjoy it. It’s also fitting:
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I love the first section of Eminem's "The Way I Am" though he does cheat a little by intaking breath before "on this Earth" in order to get the flow right. "since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse" is a clever little line.

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I sit back with this pack of Zig-Zag's and this bag
Of this weed, it gives me the #### needed to be
The most meanest MC on this—on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre #### that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension
Dispensing these sentences, getting this stress
That's been eating me recently off of this chest
And I rest again peacefully
But at least have the decency in you...
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They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless...
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Inspectah Deck's verse in Triumph is filled with em.

Quote:
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
And hypotheses can't define how I be droppin' these
Mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
Tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect view through the future see millennium
Killa Beez sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shackling the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets Queen Beez ease the guns in
Rumblin' patrolmen tear gas laced the function
Heads by the score take flight incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand more
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
Proceeds to blow swingin' swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds I pound footprints in solid rock
Wu got it locked, performin' live on your hottest block
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I hate when people do this but MF Doom. /end thread

This video explains it well.

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My body's burnin' like a lava from a Mauna Loa
My heart's crackin' like a Krakatoa
Krakatoa, east of Java, molten bodies, fiery lava

B 52"s - Lava
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Dang Me by Roger Miller...

Roses are red and violets are purple.
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple. ;-)
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But I dropped out and chose to be a baller
- Rae Sremmurd

Very inspiring ��
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Far too much dope lines in the hip hop world. So from the oddity of Clutch:
“ What's the matter with you? How come you rhyme monosyllabically?
Is atrophy shrinking your entire vocabulary?”
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