09-30-2011, 09:18 PM
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Panthers prospect Rocco Grimaldi loves God, hates boobs
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puc...rn=nhl-wp13663
"Here are Rocco's observations about the female form from his Twitter feed ( @RGrimaldi23):
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Always nice to see someone so chaste speak up. Relax buddy, they're just boobs. They're really quite nice.
Last edited by ResAlien; 09-30-2011 at 11:39 PM.
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09-30-2011, 09:21 PM
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That's actually sound advice when it comes to North Dakota girls.
Because they're unattractive.
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09-30-2011, 09:22 PM
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How could anyone hate boobs?
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09-30-2011, 09:33 PM
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^^^ I'm sorry, but that's the most unattractive pair of boobs. They're probably hard and have nipples shaped like those pennies that have been flattened in one of those crank machines at a amusement park.
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09-30-2011, 09:41 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Greg Wyshynski's articles are great
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09-30-2011, 10:02 PM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pierre "Monster" McGuire
^^^ I'm sorry, but that's the most unattractive pair of boobs. They're probably hard and have nipples shaped like those pennies that have been flattened in one of those crank machines at a amusement park.
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Who cares? They still taste the same.
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09-30-2011, 10:10 PM
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09-30-2011, 10:12 PM
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If I was a team I wouldn't draft him because of that. There's a good chance of sexual deviancy. It's gotta come out somehow.
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09-30-2011, 10:13 PM
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^^^ Alot better than Dion's picture!
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09-30-2011, 10:33 PM
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The Sedin's agree!! They hate boobs too!!!
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09-30-2011, 11:58 PM
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damn onions
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such wisdom from Rocco.
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10-01-2011, 12:17 AM
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Not sure this means anything...does it? Isn't Iginla a notorious Bible thumper?
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10-01-2011, 12:20 AM
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I'm oh so glad that Rocco is not a Flames prospect.
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10-01-2011, 12:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kirant
Not sure this means anything...does it? Isn't Iginla a notorious Bible thumper?
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Not in this sense. This is obviously approaching the level of religious fanaticism.
Secondly, I don't remember him ever sharing his views with the larger public or in a public forum. Which is the point. He's not trying to influence anyone, while Grimaldi is. Another aspect of fundamentalism.
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10-01-2011, 12:33 AM
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Who says boobs and God are exclusive?
"And that's where I fit. Between those huge sweating ****s. That hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big." - Jack
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10-01-2011, 12:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Daradon
Not in this sense. This is obviously approaching the level of religious fanaticism.
Secondly, I don't remember him ever sharing his views with the larger public or in a public forum. Which is the point. He's not trying to influence anyone, while Grimaldi is. Another aspect of fundamentalism.
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Of course not. I just remember hearing Iginla was a little vocal on his beliefs as well. Not to try to convert people, but that he was.
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10-01-2011, 12:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kirant
Of course not. I just remember hearing Iginla was a little vocal on his beliefs as well. Not to try to convert people, but that he was.
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Oh. Well not saying you're wrong. But I've never heard that.
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10-01-2011, 12:59 AM
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So how long until he requests a trade out of Miami?
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10-01-2011, 12:59 AM
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Iginla was very vocal about God at the beginning of his career. Thanking God for this and that. It's disappeared nowadays.
He was certainly never like this wack job.
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10-01-2011, 01:17 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Weiser Wonder
Iginla was very vocal about God at the beginning of his career. Thanking God for this and that. It's disappeared nowadays.
He was certainly never like this wack job.
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Oh, thanking God is different. Pro athletes do that all the time.
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