Originally posted by Regulator75@Jun 2 2005, 06:20 AM One of my favorites is the one when Kenny Roger's Roaster moves in across from Jerry's building. Kramer and Jerry switch apartments because The big neon chicken sign was keeping him awake all night and Jerry's friend is now working there after Jerry told him to blowoff a meeting that caused him to get fired. Mean while Kramer was addicted to the chicken and had to keep pretending he hated it.
That's my favorite too. I love the scene where Jerry catches Newman ordering chicken as well as broccoli and then forces Newman to eat a broccoli.
EDIT: I see that scene has been discussed already too. Good stuff.
Then, where George gives Jerry the rights to his Blackhawks jacket if he dies (George is in the hospital for his tonsils). In that episdoe, Kramer busts Geoerge out of hospital and takes him to a holistic healer, who turns George purple, after some hilarious lines.
Best part of that scene is Jerry's reaction to this healer.....
TOR: (Pouring tea) Your tea is ready now. This will solve your so-called tonsil problem. It's a special concoction. It contains crampbark.
JERRY: I love crampbark.
TOR: Cleavers.
JERRY: Cleaver, I once had cleaver as a kid. I was able to lift a car.
TOR: And some couchgrass.
JERRY: Couchgrass and crampbark? You know, I think that's what killed Curly
TOR: No. You know, I am not a business man. I'm a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift. You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession that you remain
sick. You see, that insures good business. You're not a patient. You're a customer.
JERRY: (He thinks this, the audience can hear his thoughts) And you're not a doctor, but you play one in real life.
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The one where Kramer lives in his shower, then ends up getting the elephant-strength shower head. Oh man, every time he turns on the water after he installs it, i giggle like an idiot
Originally posted by ryan lambert@Jun 3 2005, 03:28 AM The one where Kramer lives in his shower, then ends up getting the elephant-strength shower head. Oh man, every time he turns on the water after he installs it, i giggle like an idiot
those are two different episodes.....the one with the elephant shower head was when they had installed low flow shower heads in their apartment......Here's a great line from that episode
Newman: All right, now here's the lowdown. From a certain connection, I've been able to locate some black market shower
heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia, and from what I hear the
Serbs are fanatic about their showers.
Jerry: Not from the footage I've seen.
The one where kramer lives in the shower is when he installs a garbage disposal with the help of Puddy
Originally posted by habernac@Jun 2 2005, 07:42 AM The face painter episode by far.
The priest is priceless. "El Diablo!"
Isn't that the one too where Krammer gets The Kavoika, the power he has over women? The one where Geroge is converting to Ukrainian Orthodox or something too? That was hillarious.
Ellaine dancing can't believe that's not mentioned either.
Originally posted by Flame On+Jun 3 2005, 04:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Flame On @ Jun 3 2005, 04:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-habernac@Jun 2 2005, 07:42 AM The face painter episode by far.
The priest is priceless. "El Diablo!"
Isn't that the one too where Krammer gets The Kavoika, the power he has over women? The one where Geroge is converting to Ukrainian Orthodox or something too? That was hillarious.
Ellaine dancing can't believe that's not mentioned either. [/b][/quote]
different episodes......and it was Latvian Orthodox......hahahahha
The one where some prostitutes are doing their business in George's car at a parking lot (which I believe Kramer suggested to George) and Kramer, looking like a pimp, goes to get George's car out of the lot and the police show up as he is wrestling with the hookers.
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@Jun 2 2005, 07:42 AM The face painter episode by far.
The priest is priceless. "El Diablo!"
Isn't that the one too where Krammer gets The Kavoika, the power he has over women? The one where Geroge is converting to Ukrainian Orthodox or something too? That was hillarious.
Ellaine dancing can't believe that's not mentioned either.
different episodes......and it was Latvian Orthodox......hahahahha [/b][/quote]
Ah yes thank you, I mixed up my eastern european orthodox religous orders, I'm always doing that!
Thanks man.
"Hey George the ocean called...there running out of shrimp"
"Yeah...Well the jerk store called...they are running out of you"
"What's the difference your their all time best seller"
Or the one where George is trying to get fired by the Yankees, eating a greasy bucket of chicken in Babe Ruth's jersey. Both of these are classics as well.
When Jerry gets a maid and isn't sure if he's paying her for cleaning or for sex.
Amazing Quote in that episode.
KRAMER: I think it's over. We had a big fight, she threw me out, I started walkin', and now I'm lost downtown! I don't have any money. I don't recognize anybody. I miss home,
and I don't even know how to get there.
JERRY: What's around you?
KRAMER: I'm lookin' at Ray's Pizza. You know where that is?
JERRY: Is it Famous Ray's?
KRAMER: No. It's Original Ray's.
JERRY: Famous Original Ray's?
KRAMER: It's just Original, Jerry!
JERRY: Well, what street are you on?
KRAMER: Hey, I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.
That last line had me rolling on the ground. Absolutely brilliant.
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As an obsessive Seinfeld fan since my teenage years, the 20th anniversary of the finale made me wistful. How could it be so long ago so soon? Am I really as old as the characters on the show now? That in turn led me to revisit many of the episodes and then, in a scheme so crazy not even Kramer would have attempted it, to rank every single one.
Generally I found the show holds up really well. A couple of the scenarios wouldn’t work in 2018, and there’s a reason Jerry pulled the show at its ratings peak: Creatively, it had run out of gas. But there are still so many half hours of pure genius, and even moments of greatness in the lesser episodes. For us to still be talking about Seinfeld 20 years later, it’s clear that the “show about nothing” was really something. And here is all of it, ranked from worst to best.
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