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Old 01-05-2022, 02:47 PM   #41
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My favourite part of the statement was:

“I have had to appear in court over 266 times”

So... 267?

What a waste of resources this guy is.
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He was over at my place for a visit before this adventure. I wanted him to really think about his plan, because it didn't seem all thought out. He said, "I've got to get away", and I was all, "Kevin, it's cold outside".
Did he pull that old line about how his mother would start to worry?
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Yeah my mistake got the 2 of them mixed up in my head.
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Old 01-05-2022, 03:41 PM   #45
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Anyone named 'Kevin' cannot be trusted.
Kevin Spacey,
Kevin Sorbo,
Kevin Lowe

yeesh, that's just to top of my head

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Kevin Spacey,
Kevin Sorbo,
Kevin Lowe

yeesh, that's just to top of my head

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What a surprise, but muh freedum guy is completely incapable of roughing it on his own.
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Did he actually go to a port of entry though? That's what I assumed initially, but from the sounds of it he was literally wandering around lost in no mans land and CBP had to basically save him from freezing to death.

Which makes it all the more pathetic and hilarious.
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Kevin Spacey,
Kevin Sorbo,
Kevin Lowe

yeesh, that's just to top of my head

What say you, Kevins of CP?
Don't forget Kevin O'Leary.
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To be fair... KVN did save the day

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To be fair... KVN did save the day

He is the worst.
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Don't forget Kevin O'Leary.
Can't forget that ######

Mr Wonderful always offering a lowball cash offer and expecting 20% royalties that nobody is willing to take on Shark Tank/Dragons Den

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Did he actually go to a port of entry though? That's what I assumed initially, but from the sounds of it he was literally wandering around lost in no mans land and CBP had to basically save him from freezing to death.

Which makes it all the more pathetic and hilarious.
No, he was just near there. Somewhere. I'd love to see his GPS track of where he walked.
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Well I'm convinced. Kevin is the Karen of male names.
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Kevin Lowe

yeesh, that's just to top of my head

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what about Kevin Dillon? He seems ok.
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Well I'm convinced. Kevin is the Karen of male names.
I thought that was 'Chad.'
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Did he actually go to a port of entry though? That's what I assumed initially, but from the sounds of it he was literally wandering around lost in no mans land and CBP had to basically save him from freezing to death.

Which makes it all the more pathetic and hilarious.
Yeah i assumed he just hopped a fence somewhere near one of those ports. There are sensors and some monitoring but not a lot. Lots of open pasture out there to get lost in.
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Yeah i assumed he just hopped a fence somewhere near one of those ports. There are sensors and some monitoring but not a lot. Lots of open pasture out there to get lost in.
Hop a fence?

There’s a lot of the border that doesn’t even have a fence. Not sure about the particular area he crossed at.
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I thought that was 'Chad.'
Nice try Kev
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