Toilet Seat Bidet

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Sliver

This one does have the behind cleaner and a jet especially for women.

And to think all this time I felt sorry for your wife.

[Slava]

Originally Posted by Sliver

My bidet arrived today and I can't wait to go home and hook it up. I ended up going with a fairly basic one that only hooks up to the cold water just to test out the concept before going all in on a deluxe heated seat with warm water reservoir and oscillating nozzles. This one does have the behind cleaner and a jet especially for women.

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I haven’t seen the one you bought, but you are going to want to get one that allows you to control the water temperature! The pure cold is a bit much to say the least. I had one in my last house and while a cold water bidet is better than none at all, the luxury of the heated seat, air control and warmed water is totally worth it.

[Sled]

I sell Kohler Bidet seats in town. If you have a model you are looking for PM me and I will provide pricing for you.

Sounds like you are after the K-4737

[Sliver]

Yeah the one I got is cold water and I have to say it's surprisingly pleasant. I can't recommend a bidet enough guys. Total game changer and the one I bought was only $50. I'm sure the cold is unpleasant relative to a heated one, but having never used a heated one and thus not having that basis for comparison, the cold is great.

Hi Sled. I'll look up Kohlers and get back to you. I have a Kohler toilet so that would be awesome and I could put this cold one in the kids' bathroom.

[Sliver]

Double post.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Yeah the one I got is cold water and I have to say it's surprisingly pleasant. I can't recommend a bidet enough guys. Total game changer and the one I bought was only $50. I'm sure the cold is unpleasant relative to a heated one, but having never used a heated one and thus not having that basis for comparison, the cold is great.

Hi Sled. I'll look up Kohlers and get back to you. I have a Kohler toilet so that would be awesome and I could put this cold one in the kids' bathroom.

So explain this to me please, post poopoo and spray, do you drip dry?

I have always thought that a bidet would leave me starfish wet and the idea of pulling on my Y-Fronts with a wet log maker wasn't appealing.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

So explain this to me please, post poopoo and spray, do you drip dry?

I have always thought that a bidet would leave me starfish wet and the idea of pulling on my Y-Fronts with a wet log maker wasn't appealing.

You know those games at the Stampede where you shoot a little target with a water gun so your horse runs across a track? It's like that. Sniper accurate. It's not like your whole butt gets wet.

I don't think you could manage a drip dry. You take a couple pieces of toilet paper and give a quick dry wipe.

It's pretty amazing not having to mess around back there. Especially on those poos where it's like wiping a marker (to quote Parks & Rec).

[woob]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

So explain this to me please, post poopoo and spray, do you drip dry?

I have always thought that a bidet would leave me starfish wet and the idea of pulling on my Y-Fronts with a wet log maker wasn't appealing.

Supposedly there is air jets involved? But if years of trying to get my hands dry with air dryers in bathrooms has taught me anything, it's that you're going to have a wet starfish.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Sliver

You know those games at the Stampede where you shoot a little target with a water gun so your horse runs across a track? It's like that. Sniper accurate. It's not like your whole butt gets wet.

I don't think you could manage a drip dry. You take a couple pieces of toilet paper and give a quick dry wipe.

It's pretty amazing not having to mess around back there. Especially on those poos where it's like wiping a marker (to quote Parks & Rec).

Yeah I'm buying it.

[Deelow]

I've got one of the $40 Amazon units. Similar to the one Sliver just bought. I love it, however this weekend I stayed at a hotel that was equipped with a Toto Washlet. Warm water, pulsating and oscilating features, warm air blower, heated seat, front feature for the ladies, automatic seat and a remote. It was defintely nice to use this Washlet and it would be great to have but retail is $3500. Way too much money when $50 can get you everything you need.

[psyang]

My only experience with one of these was at a relative's. There were buttons you could push to adjust the aim of the water stream. I started adjusting, and suddenly I hit dead center. It was so, uh, shocking that I felt like water would start streaming out of my mouth.

[MolsonInBothHands]

Originally Posted by Sliver

You know those games at the Stampede where you shoot a little target with a water gun so your horse runs across a track? It's like that. Sniper accurate. It's not like your whole butt gets wet.

I don't think you could manage a drip dry. You take a couple pieces of toilet paper and give a quick dry wipe.

It's pretty amazing not having to mess around back there. Especially on those poos where it's like wiping a marker (to quote Parks & Rec).

I don't think I am ever going to look at that carnival game the same again.

Awesome thread.

The first time I saw a bidet was in the late 90's on a work trip to Khartoum, Sudan. It had a faucet control, and was a separate appliance from the actual toilet. I had to try it, so cranked the tap and nearly turned myself inside out. I have been a little skittish to try it again since then.

[ikaris]

This is the one I have:

https://washlet.totousa.com/product/s350e

I first was introduced to these when I was in Seoul, and since I could never going back to having a regular toilet. When I got back, I got one that was on sale at Costco that lasted a few years. After moving to another home, I got the one above and I love it.

Honestly not using one of these feels uncivilized (first world problems).

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by ikaris

This is the one I have:

https://washlet.totousa.com/product/s350e

I first was introduced to these when I was in Seoul, and since I could never going back to having a regular toilet. When I got back, I got one that was on sale at Costco that lasted a few years. After moving to another home, I got the one above and I love it.

Honestly not using one of these feels uncivilized (first world problems).

Wow, that's sick. A pre-mist to wet the bowl before you do your business is genius.

[Wormius]

Okay. I am not necessarily inviting Sliver over, but I received my new bidet seats (Biobidet USPA6800U) and got one installed. Took about an hour to get it put in, since the water line is basically wedged between the wall and the toilet, trying to get the hose connected became a yoga exercise. Anyway, I have to say its awesome, but it does make the toilet look kind of bulky.

[Slava]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Okay. I am not necessarily inviting Sliver over, but I received my new bidet seats (Biobidet USPA6800U) and got one installed. Took about an hour to get it put in, since the water line is basically wedged between the wall and the toilet, trying to get the hose connected became a yoga exercise. Anyway, I have to say its awesome, but it does make the toilet look kind of bulky.

That's pretty sweet, although I don't even know what "massage cleaning" or the bubble feature are, and I'm probably best not knowing?

[DuffMan]

Does it have a back up camera?

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Okay. I am not necessarily inviting Sliver over, but I received my new bidet seats (Biobidet USPA6800U) and got one installed. Took about an hour to get it put in, since the water line is basically wedged between the wall and the toilet, trying to get the hose connected became a yoga exercise. Anyway, I have to say its awesome, but it does make the toilet look kind of bulky.

I have always wondered how long it takes to dry your starfish post squirt.

I don't want to be putting on my y-fronts on when the back is still wet.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Slava

That's pretty sweet, although I don't even know what "massage cleaning" or the bubble feature are, and I'm probably best not knowing?

The whole experience is kind of similar to first using them in Japan. Just pressing buttons on the remote until something happens.

[Old Yeller]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Biobidet USPA6800U

I didn't think I needed a toilet seat with a wireless remote control, but I think I've been wrong all this time.