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Old 02-05-2010, 04:48 PM   #1
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...does all the fun and excitement go away if the manager and public health inspectors say its OK?

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment...bathrooms?bn=1

Canada. Why can't the rest of the world be as awesome?
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Old 02-05-2010, 04:50 PM   #2
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My good buddy Tupac once gave me a really good reason not to do this.
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My good buddy Tupac once gave me a really good reason not to do this.
What happened?
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Old 02-05-2010, 04:59 PM   #4
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Ah just googled him. He was a hiphop artist in the late 80s who was also a social activist working for egalitarianism. Good joke!
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Old 02-05-2010, 06:20 PM   #5
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But part of the fun is the risk of getting caught. This takes it all away.
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Whats on the menu?
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striploin

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If I'm going to have sex in a bathroom, I don't want it all romanced up with candles. The point of having sex in a bathroom is the damn filthiness of it all.

Not that I would ever do that in a public bathroom, that's pretty gross, but still.
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Ah just googled him. He was a hiphop artist in the late 80s who was also a social activist working for egalitarianism. Good joke!
He's like the Liza Minnelli of Hip Hop.

Anyways, I'm a freak. I like the girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
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He's like the Liza Minnelli of Hip Hop.

Anyways, I'm a freak. I like the girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
Good news is, It was a Burger King. You didn't have to worry about anyone walking in, They were too busy taking baths in the dish washing area.
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so you have pork in the front, and porking in the back.
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Wait, you aren't supposed to have sex in random bathrooms?
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Not in a bathroom - just too gross. But under a table that had floor length table cloths and his wife was sitting a couple of seats away from him. I had to crawl on my hands and knees to get to him. I'm glad I got the right one but I think some others may have been worth closer inspection. Gosh, I was such a slut 30 years ago!
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Not in a bathroom - just too gross. But under a table that had floor length table cloths and his wife was sitting a couple of seats away from him. I had to crawl on my hands and knees to get to him. I'm glad I got the right one but I think some others may have been worth closer inspection. Gosh, I was such a slut 30 years ago!
30 years ago?

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1. Go into stall.
2. Close door.
3. Sit on toilet.
4. Tap foot.
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1. Go into stall.
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3. Sit on toilet.
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SHUT UP. I have a wide stance.
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30 years ago?

reality now hits me on how old people can be on CP....
Aaaah but still old enough !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Not in a bathroom - just too gross. But under a table that had floor length table cloths and his wife was sitting a couple of seats away from him. I had to crawl on my hands and knees to get to him. I'm glad I got the right one but I think some others may have been worth closer inspection. Gosh, I was such a slut 30 years ago!
You did a guy from underneath a table when his wife was sitting next to him?
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