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11-17-2010, 09:30 PM
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Lap dances aren't legal in alberta you pervert.
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11-17-2010, 09:30 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Calgary,AB
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$600-800 for a quality lap dance? That should get you about a years worth of dances from Fotze's mom.
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11-17-2010, 09:31 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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11-17-2010, 09:32 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Calgary
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Buy a 400$ return plane ticket and go to Vegas or Montreal and spend the remainder on lap dances. Or just go to 3rd ave and get a hooker and get her to do one.
Either way, wtf?
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11-17-2010, 09:33 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Did you try the swingers club in the basement of Chicken On the Way?
Maybe one of the gals will do the chicken dance for you 
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11-17-2010, 09:35 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: On my metal monster.
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You know someone is a filthy pervert when he wants to buy a laptop (I have to assume) but writes lap dance.
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11-17-2010, 09:41 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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that typo is so win!!!
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11-17-2010, 09:44 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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11-17-2010, 09:46 PM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TurnedTheCorner
I don't want to spend a LOT but I'm looking for the best one I can get for a reasonable price (maybe in the $600-800 range?). I looked around a little but didn't really know what I was looking for.
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
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Umm. Goto Amsterdam Red Light District. 50 Euros can buy you a happy ending.
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11-17-2010, 09:48 PM
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dissentowner
that typo is so win!!!
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Chekc the tags, I think it was intentional to get people's attention. What he failed to realize is it also eliminated his chances of getting a single serious response.
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11-17-2010, 10:31 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Not sure
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Mmmmm....
Lap Dance...
Arrrrggmn!
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11-17-2010, 10:55 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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11-18-2010, 02:43 AM
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Well according to NERD you can get this lap dance here for free.
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11-18-2010, 06:28 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Toronto, ON
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I am disappointed.
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11-18-2010, 08:36 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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I would personally save your money till your in Mexico, lap dances down there are the cats meow compared to here.
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11-18-2010, 08:45 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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I suggest a Mac Lapdance
They are really more than just marketing hype. They don't have any viruses and "they just work". They do have a nice body most of the time and the Pro versions you know are real and not just made of plastic. Honestly, they can cost an arm and a leg, but they will give you a discount if you have jeans and a sweater on.
If cost is an issue you can look on their website and get a refurbished model that is fresh out of an abusive relationship, but has been all fixed up with cosmetic surgery so you won't even notice.
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11-18-2010, 09:30 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger
Lap dances aren't legal in alberta you pervert.
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If that's the case there are at least a few strip clubs in Edmonton that are in some serious trouble, so I'm guessing that's not in fact the case.
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11-18-2010, 09:49 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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This toppic has already been discussed in the "FIRE SUTTER/TRADE IGINLA" threads. You know... the possibility of sexier times, but never following through with the finish.
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11-18-2010, 12:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
If that's the case there are at least a few strip clubs in Edmonton that are in some serious trouble, so I'm guessing that's not in fact the case.
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For what it's worth, there is no law in Alberta that determines what can and cannot be done within a strip club in the province beyond the usual requirements related to the liquor license. However, it is a matter governed by local municipalities' various bylaws such as Land Use, Business Licensing, etc.
In Calgary, an additional bylaw, the Exotic Entertainers Bylaw, also applies: http://www.calgary.ca/DocGallery/BU/...ners_bylaw.pdf
Sections 18.2, 18.3 and 18.4 prohibit a patron from touching a dancer and a dancer from touching a patron.
Edmonton also has an Exocitc Entertainers Bylaw: http://www.edmonton.ca/bylaws_licences/C10398.doc
Section 24(4) permits the License Inspector of Edmonton to revoke the license of any establishment that allows direct physical contact between an entertainer and a client.
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