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Old 05-11-2019, 07:03 PM   #5781
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Old 05-11-2019, 07:07 PM   #5782
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Woah, what a nut. And it's really the same problem, twice. Dude just isn't comprehending what he's reading.
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Old 05-11-2019, 07:12 PM   #5783
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Woah, what a nut. And it's really the same problem, twice. Dude just isn't comprehending what he's reading.
Which, amusingly, reinforces the idea that he'd be a very poor manager at best.
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Old 05-11-2019, 07:28 PM   #5784
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Which, amusingly, reinforces the idea that he'd be a very poor manager at best.
Listening skills seem to be the last thing considered for the hiring of any manager I’ve ever come across.
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Old 05-11-2019, 08:42 PM   #5785
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I'm torn on chubeyr1's posts. I am leaning towards performance art...

But I'm not ready to rule out insanity yet.
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Old 05-11-2019, 08:51 PM   #5786
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I'm torn on chubeyr1's posts. I am leaning towards performance art...

But I'm not ready to rule out insanity yet.
Why not both?
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Old 05-12-2019, 08:39 AM   #5787
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Chubeyr is the same poster who thought “assault on a Fish and Wildlife Office” meant assault on a fish, and assault on a Wildlife Officer and went on a disjointed rant about assaulting fish.

Let’s not act too shocked that they didn’t understand something and reacted like an crazy person.


What? That wasn’t a joke?
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Old 05-12-2019, 09:03 AM   #5788
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Any user with a "1" at the end of their username posting a rant is automatically performance art. See Springs1 for proof.
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Old 05-12-2019, 09:05 AM   #5789
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So I was gonna write a sappy and pretentious post on facebook praising first my mother, then my wife, on what amazing moms they are, which they quite possibly would never see...but then I came up with this incredible idea of just telling them in person!!! Amazing.
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Old 05-12-2019, 09:06 AM   #5790
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So I was gonna write a sappy and pretentious post on facebook praising first my mother then my wife on how what amazing moms they are... but then I came up with this incredible idea of just telling them in person!!! Amazing.
But then other people don't see how pompous you are! It's not about actually letting those people know how you feel, it's about trying to look perfect yourself in the eyes of others
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Old 05-12-2019, 09:08 AM   #5791
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People that say those words I fire! You must work in a union. This is why unions should not exist!

You know you can do better and help a coworker and the company, and choose not too.

You do know that even in a union people are human right? You can not spend a minute helping someone out?

Will you get fired for doing so? NO! Coworkers may complain to you.

Be the bigger person and help out a coworker!

You will not get fired for this. How can someone be fired by helping a coworker make the company better?

You may say its not that simple! It is that simple.

NOT MY JOB! You were hired to make a company money right?

Training a person makes the company money.

Hey coworker, I am trying to unload a 3500 pound piece of steel off of a machine at work, can I get a hand? Nope not my job! So now I have to do this alone and risk getting hurt!

Not my job!

You are the first person i fire at a company.

Someone asks you for help and you say that is not my job?

Fortunately I work with people not like you!

Give a man a fish...feed him for a day...
Teach him to fish...feed him for a lifetime...
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Old 05-12-2019, 09:46 AM   #5792
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So I was gonna write a sappy and pretentious post on facebook praising first my mother, then my wife, on what amazing moms they are, which they quite possibly would never see...but then I came up with this incredible idea of just telling them in person!!! Amazing.
You sound like a great candidate to join us on team “deleted my social media”
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Old 05-12-2019, 09:58 AM   #5793
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Any user with a "1" at the end of their username posting a rant is automatically performance art. See Springs1 for proof.
Bullet dodged.
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Looks like you'll need one long before I will. May I suggest deflection king?
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So I was gonna write a sappy and pretentious post on facebook praising first my mother, then my wife, on what amazing moms they are, which they quite possibly would never see...but then I came up with this incredible idea of just telling them in person!!! Amazing.
Write? Amateur. Pro tip: wait till someone else does and then copy and paste. Special excellence if you can copy from their own feed.
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Teach him to fish...feed him for a lifetime...
Teach a man to assault a fish...
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Old 05-12-2019, 10:55 AM   #5796
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Guy’s a genious.
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They're trolling, but doing a really high-calibre job of it! I, for one, welcome our new fish overlord!
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Old 05-12-2019, 12:54 PM   #5798
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My girlfriend sent the following text yesterday...."Mercedes GLA 250".



I was like "What?" Then "Was that text for someone else?" Then "OMG! Are you locked in the trunk of a Mercedes?" Then "Is GLA 250 the plate number?" Then, "OK I called the cops! We're coming for you baby" Then "Tell him you have triplet babies at home...That will humanize you...right now you're just a piece of meat...a soulless object...Humanize yourself!!!"



Then like a really long time later..."I was in the Chinook parking lot and saw a car I liked. A Mercedes GLA 250. I thought it would be good for the dog. What is wrong with you?"


I'm so not a car guy. But that was a pretty cryptic text.
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Old 05-12-2019, 01:26 PM   #5799
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Joke's on her, dogs don't know how to drive cars.
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