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Old 01-21-2012, 02:07 AM   #61
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I'm trying to imagine that conversation.

* Hi, my name is Hazel
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* Hey, I have 2 vaginas, wanna look?
You obviously didn't read about the type of parties she attends.
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Old 01-21-2012, 03:19 PM   #62
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You obviously didn't read about the type of parties she attends.
I didn't but I'm guessing it isn't Tupperware parties?
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Old 01-21-2012, 03:41 PM   #63
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This is another woman with two vaginas. NSFW but related, there are graphic vagina pictures so don't click this link if you're not allowed. Only example I could find.

For the love of God, DO NOT CLICK.
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This is another woman with two vaginas. NSFW but related, there are graphic vagina pictures so don't click this link if you're not allowed. Only example I could find.



That's a lot of p***y...
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Old 01-21-2012, 05:39 PM   #65
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Who in the hell would use that as an ice-breaker at parties? If anything, I'd say it'd make the ice thicker!
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Old 01-21-2012, 06:05 PM   #66
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Old 01-21-2012, 07:00 PM   #68
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Old 01-22-2012, 09:16 AM   #69
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For the love of God, DO NOT CLICK.
Wow... and when I linked to a pic with an exposed nipple it was called porn and I was banned.

Edit: It was a couple of years ago, perhaps the rules have changed.
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Old 01-22-2012, 11:19 AM   #70
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Wow... and when I linked to a pic with an exposed nipple it was called porn and I was banned.

Edit: It was a couple of years ago, perhaps the rules have changed.
Well, that was 2010. We're more liberal in this modern age.
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Old 01-22-2012, 11:37 AM   #71
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I imagine these vaginas are like a choose your own adventure book. "You go down the left path and are eaten by a tiger". Damn you choose your own adventure books.
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Old 01-22-2012, 12:38 PM   #72
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Hmmm what if you plow her twice in one night going up different options, and since she has double everything, in theory you could knock her up twice and end up paying double the child support.
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Old 01-22-2012, 12:55 PM   #73
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Hmmm what if you plow her twice in one night going up different options, and since she has double everything, in theory you could knock her up twice and end up paying double the child support.
Or get a two for one deal at the abortion clinic. Spend the extra cash on hookers and blow.
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Old 01-22-2012, 01:22 PM   #74
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Hmmm what if you plow her twice in one night going up different options, and since she has double everything, in theory you could knock her up twice and end up paying double the child support.
I'm pretty sure that can happen to any woman, isn't that what fraternal twins are?
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3 times the fun
4 times, no?
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^^^ That was awesome. You should put it back in.
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Old 01-28-2012, 07:03 PM   #78
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What was it Reg?
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A gif of a girl with a forked tongue.
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