Hyman (vagina joke)
The Toronto Maple Leafs are proud to announce they've insured virgin vagina jokes for the next three years by signing Zach Hyman to a 3-year, $18M deal that will ensure this prized trade acquisition remains unblemished by the thrusting force of other offers for the foreseeable future.
In non-####-#####-related news, the Leafs have also signed Caleb Jones to a 3-year deal, worth 1.75M a year. The Leafs feel, inside and out, that deal will fit right inside that cap for t... dammit.
I also signed a bunch of other jerks.
The Toronto Maple Leafs sign:
Zach Hyman / 73 overall / 3 years / $6M
AHL
Jonny Brodzinsky/62 overall/1 years/0.75
Austin Czarnik/62 overall/1 years/0.75
Dylan Sikura/61 overall/1 years/0.75
David Kampf/64 overall/ 1 year/0.75
Kurtis MacDermid/66 overall/1 years/1.25
Caleb Jones/64/3years/1.75
ECHL
I will announce tomorrow because I'm hammered.
"Peace in the Middle East" - Vanilla Ice at the 1991 MTV Music Awards
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