Of course it was a joke. I hover for what it's worth. I also don't ever wet my tp, gross! I do miss my $30 Costco bidet when travelling though. Once you've used one you really miss it.
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At risk of sounding defensive, what’s the harm in wetting tp? Just set the first third. Not the whole ball.
At risk of sounding defensive, what’s the harm in wetting tp? Just set the first third. Not the whole ball.
I still don't know if you're joking or not. Im perplexed which "culture" this is that wets TP? Most societies that poo-poo TP (glorious pun intended) either use bidets or water guns. I've never heard of some weird underground race that wets TP.
I also dont understand how you're sanitarily wetting the TP on the john.
ninja edit: also, wtf is a ball of TP? Is this some sort of barbarian cult you're in?
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I still don't know if you're joking or not. Im perplexed which "culture" this is that wets TP? Most societies that poo-poo TP (glorious pun intended) either use bidets or water guns. I've never heard of some weird underground race that wets TP.
I also dont understand how you're sanitarily wetting the TP on the john.
ninja edit: also, wtf is a ball of TP? Is this some sort of barbarian cult you're in?
I'm not a folder of TP, I scrunch. Then when I strunch I wet about a third of it which I use to make contact with the butt. Not that hard to understand. And no it's not water from the toilet bowl. That's gross. Who does that?
I'm not a folder of TP, I scrunch. Then when I strunch I wet about a third of it which I use to make contact with the butt. Not that hard to understand. And no it's not water from the toilet bowl. That's gross. Who does that?
Scrunching leaves the chance of an errant opening presenting itself for direct contact between your fingers and your pooey butt hole. Folding is objectively better.
I'm not a folder of TP, I scrunch. Then when I strunch I wet about a third of it which I use to make contact with the butt. Not that hard to understand. And no it's not water from the toilet bowl. That's gross. Who does that?
But how do you wet it at others houses/public? Not sure how clean water is that accessible, how long are your arms?
Sink! Or after doing the dry wipe get up with a couple scrunches to rewipe. Not that hard.
That would work if the sink is close to the tp. If not, are you grabbing a bunch of tp from the stall, taking it to the sink to wet it and then bringing it back to the stall to so your business, or are you grabbing a glass of water to the toilet with you? This process seems a little overwrought.
My wife had surgery last week and it's making general life tasks difficult for her. So I installed a bidet in the master suite to at least make that part of life a little easier.
My wife had surgery last week and it's making general life tasks difficult for her. So I installed a bidet in the master suite to at least make that part of life a little easier.
My wife had surgery last week and it's making general life tasks difficult for her. So I installed a bidet in the master suite to at least make that part of life a little easier.
My wife had surgery last week and it's making general life tasks difficult for her. So I installed a bidet in the master suite to at least make that part of life a little easier.
