02-27-2013, 02:07 PM
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Fearmongerer
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
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Cops looking for missing sausage
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Police are investigating the theft of the $3,000 Italian Sausage costume that is used in the sausage races at Miller Park during Milwaukee Brewers games, according to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.
Cedarburg police detective Jeff Vahsholtz told the Journal Sentinel that the sausage then went barhopping around town, appearing at two establishments and posing for pictures with patrons.
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http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/89...-brewers-games
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02-27-2013, 02:09 PM
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#2
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Franchise Player
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Who wants to play a game of "Hide the sausage"?
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02-27-2013, 02:10 PM
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#3
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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Holy ####, the costume costs $3,000?!?!?
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02-27-2013, 02:12 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by transplant99
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It's like a police line up.
"yes officer; it was sausage # 3 that attacked me"
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02-27-2013, 02:19 PM
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#5
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Fearmongerer
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by First Lady
It's like a police line up.
"yes officer; it was sausage # 3 that attacked me"
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Dont be silly..its ALWAYS the dark skinned guy...#5 you are guilty!
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02-27-2013, 02:22 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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The lost sausage
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea."He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"
Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"
They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!"
Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub.
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02-27-2013, 02:23 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockeyguy15
Who wants to play a game of "Hide the sausage"?
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The Navy.
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Just ignore me...I'm in a mood today.
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02-27-2013, 02:47 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Calgary
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Check with Lt. Einhorn.
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02-27-2013, 02:58 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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Missing Sausage?
Rookie Party at Dion Phaneuf's house?
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02-27-2013, 03:41 PM
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Franchise Player
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I like polish sausage
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02-27-2013, 03:44 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by huntingwhale
i like to polish sausage
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fyp
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02-27-2013, 03:45 PM
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#12
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: nexus of the universe
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Quote:
Originally Posted by transplant99
Dont be silly..its ALWAYS the dark skinned guy...#5 you are guilty!
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It's funny, they mention it as the Italian sausage, which would be #3, but when I saw the picture I just automatically assumed #5, until you guys brought it up.
Racism works!
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02-27-2013, 04:15 PM
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Ok, so there's a German sausage, a Italian sausage and a ball park frank in that pic, but I'm having a hard time figuring out what type of hot dog the one in the stripped sweater is supposed to be.
And of course a Mexican sausage sneaking in, taking all the good sausage jobs.
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02-27-2013, 04:21 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Daradon
Ok, so there's a German sausage, a Italian sausage and a ball park frank in that pic, but I'm having a hard time figuring out what type of hot dog the one in the stripped sweater is supposed to be.
And of course a Mexican sausage sneaking in, taking all the good sausage jobs.
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http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/mil...g_sausages.jsp
#1 is a Bratwurst, #2 is a Polish Sausage, #3 is an Italian Sausage (this is the one that's missing), #4 is a Hot Dog, and #5 is a Chorizo.
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02-27-2013, 04:25 PM
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Heh, Polish sausage is dressed like Waldo. And has black limbs.
Couldn't it just be carrying a bottle of vodka?
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02-27-2013, 04:30 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Not cheering for losses
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02-27-2013, 04:46 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: east van
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Such a relief. was expecting a 'them bitches be crazy' type kitchen knife amputation scenario
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02-27-2013, 04:48 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by getbak
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I bow to your immense sausage knowledge. That is simply outstanding.
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02-27-2013, 05:27 PM
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Franchise Player
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I was ready to run out to the grocery store and buy up all the sausage I could find thinking that there was some type of sausage shortage.....
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02-27-2013, 05:32 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: On your last nerve...:D
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So many penis jokes....
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