Weird things that pop in your head

[White Out 403]

You ever been walking around and then the strangest thing just pops in your head?

I was grabbing a pop at work and I remembered, clear as a day, and I recalled the Leon Phelps character played by Tim Meadows, where he asks someone to "mouthify my wang"



I giggled for probably 3 or 4 minutes thinking about that. Mouthify my wang. heh.

[CaptainCrunch]

Yes, my dog told me to kill my neighbor yesterday.

[Oling_Roachinen]

How's your dad, Sam, doing CaptainCrunch?

[CaptainCrunch]

Or how about


"I think you should take a dump in a tim Horton's and then fling it at the staff"

[La Flames Fan]

Sort of on the same track, but Intrusive Thoughts are fascinating. I've lived in a condo for the last 5 years and every time I go on the balcony my brain barges in and thinks..."What would it be like to Jump? You should try."

Obviously some people struggle with it bad, but it's always fascinated me.

https://moodsmith.com/intrusive-thoughts/

[White Out 403]

Originally Posted by La Flames Fan

Sort of on the same track, but Intrusive Thoughts are fascinating. I've lived in a condo for the last 5 years and every time I go on the balcony my brain barges in and thinks..."What would it be like to Jump? You should try."

Obviously some people struggle with it bad, but it's always fascinated me.

https://moodsmith.com/intrusive-thoughts/

I have this real bad. Anytime I`m at a friends condo or apartment really high up I really want to jump over and feel the rush.

My honeymoon in Maui was really bad for this, we were on the 30 something floor. Incredible view. I wanted to take off like a bird.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by La Flames Fan

Sort of on the same track, but Intrusive Thoughts are fascinating. I've lived in a condo for the last 5 years and every time I go on the balcony my brain barges in and thinks..."What would it be like to Jump? You should try."

Obviously some people struggle with it bad, but it's always fascinated me.

https://moodsmith.com/intrusive-thoughts/

I've always said that everyone has a portion of their brain who's only job is to try to kill you.


"What would happen if I pushed that button that has the sign that says do not push"


"I should totally take my bike down that cliff face, it'll be cool"


"Nah man, don't worry about it, I know that pork isn't cooked through, but if its good enough for steak . . . "


"You should totally try to kick that 10th degree blackbelts a%% and his 7 friends as well, chicks love people that fight impossible odds"

[Raekwon]

Same thing except driving, what if I just went head on into oncoming traffic.

[Puppet Guy]

the thread title describes almost every thought I've had since I was 5.

[belsarius]

Originally Posted by Raekwon

Same thing except driving, what if I just went head on into oncoming traffic.

I'm always wondering what it would be like to pull the e-brake doing 120 on the QE2

[Fuzz]

I have a friend who got bored driving through the mountains and wondered what would happen if he took one of the emergency escape roads on those steep downhills, going at full highway speed. So he did it. It went about as well as you might expect. Besides writing the car off, he had to deal with his wife being none to pleased about being violently woken up as the car careened through the grass and gravel. That must have been a long wait for the tow truck.

[CaptainCrunch]

Sitting up late at night and wondering about dying in your sleep.


If you're having a horrible night mare are you trapped in it for eternity.


Is dying like a lightswitch being flipped off, blammo you're just gone.


I actually had the thought the other night that what if this isn't relality, that I'm actually trapped in a coma and my brain is manufacturing my life and as I get older and things like my physical and mental ability's fade its became my brain is dying and can't maintain the story.

[llwhiteoutll]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

I have a friend who got bored driving through the mountains and wondered what would happen if he took one of the emergency escape roads on those steep downhills, going at full highway speed. So he did it. It went about as well as you might expect. Besides writing the car off, he had to deal with his wife being none to pleased about being violently woken up as the car careened through the grass and gravel. That must have been a long wait for the tow truck.

That’s actually hilarious. Did he tell her the truth about why he did it or lie and say the brakes weren’t working?

Originally Posted by Raekwon

Same thing except driving, what if I just went head on into oncoming traffic.

Whew! I'm not the only one!

[Fuzz]

Oh she knew the truth. I'm not sure their is much lying from that level of stupidity. Don't get me wrong, he's a very smart guy, just exceedingly impulsive. In case you are wondering, no, they are no longer married.

[Russic]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

I have a friend who got bored driving through the mountains and wondered what would happen if he took one of the emergency escape roads on those steep downhills, going at full highway speed. So he did it. It went about as well as you might expect. Besides writing the car off, he had to deal with his wife being none to pleased about being violently woken up as the car careened through the grass and gravel. That must have been a long wait for the tow truck.

It's hard not to appreciate the humour there. The runaway lane exists for vehicles that have suffered a catastrophic brake malfunction. He ended up using one because his brain suffered a catastrophic brake malfunction.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Raekwon

Same thing except driving, what if I just went head on into oncoming traffic.

I think about that, actually at isn't uncommon for me to think about putting myself in dangerous life end situations.

If you have ever been in a situation so dangerous it could have killed the rush is amazing.

[CaptainCrunch]

If a fly lands on the ceiling was it flying upside down all the time or did it flip over at the last second.


If there are three types of gas why do I only ever see one truck filling up the gas stations.


Why is this teflon sticking to my frying pan


Why does the moon look all cratered up like a teenager that doesn't understand soap, and earth isn't?

[wretched34]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I actually had the thought the other night that what if this isn't relality, that I'm actually trapped in a coma and my brain is manufacturing my life and as I get older and things like my physical and mental ability's fade its became my brain is dying and can't maintain the story.

Are you trapped in a coma, or are you trapped in my coma?
Do you actually exist at all?

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

If a fly lands on the ceiling was it flying upside down all the time or did it flip over at the last second.


If there are three types of gas why do I only ever see one truck filling up the gas stations. They have multiple compartments, but only 2 types of gas. Mid grade is typically mixed at the pump.


Why is this teflon sticking to my frying pan Magic


Why does the moon look all cratered up like a teenager that doesn't understand soap, and earth isn't? Erosion, mostly

Those are just things you don't know.