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Old 08-21-2019, 02:33 PM   #1
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The lyric in Slipknot's "Eyeless" is, can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes...

All this time I've literally been singing, can't see California with a motherfu#ker's eyes...
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Old 08-21-2019, 02:41 PM   #2
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Old 08-21-2019, 06:44 PM   #4
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- Bingo Jed had a light on.

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Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a <<French shower>>. Another runner in the night.
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Old 08-21-2019, 07:52 PM   #8
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Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a <<French shower>>. Another runner in the night.
That's their fault. If you isolated the word "deuce" and played it for a 100 people, 99 of them would say they're hearing "doosh".
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Old 08-21-2019, 07:55 PM   #9
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When I was a kid I thought the line

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in Here I Go Again by Whitesnake was "To walk alone the lord is free to dream!!".
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Ariana Grande - "Thank You, Next". Always heard this as "Bacon, Eggs"... I got hungry every time it was on the radio.
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Old 08-21-2019, 10:03 PM   #13
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Ariana Grande - "Thank You, Next". Always heard this as "Bacon, Eggs"... I got hungry every time it was on the radio.
That would honestly make it a better song.
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That's their fault. If you isolated the word "deuce" and played it for a 100 people, 99 of them would say they're hearing "doosh".
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