ESPP - wtf

[81MC]

Originally Posted by FanIn80

Employee Savings Plan... Plan?

‘Ah yes, here at ACME Corp, our attractive total compensation package allows employees the mild dopamine hit of planning what they would do with their savings, were that to ever be a possibility.’

[Julio]

They don't have that at ACME, just a generous staff discount on anvils and catapults.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Julio

They don't have that at ACME, just a generous staff discount on anvils and catapults.

And roller skates with rockets crudely tied onto them.