Kingsman The Golden Circle doesn’t even deserve to be posted in the regular movie thread. It’s going straight here. Holy mother of god what a tremendous piece of crap. And right from the first minute too.
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I love most of Wes Andersons movies, but I have no trouble understanding why someone would hate them: dry, slow, so much pastel, constantly recycling actors and themes.
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Kingsman The Golden Circle doesn’t even deserve to be posted in the regular movie thread. It’s going straight here. Holy mother of god what a tremendous piece of crap. And right from the first minute too.
I really liked the first one but I cant disagree with this assessment.
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Kingsman The Golden Circle doesn’t even deserve to be posted in the regular movie thread. It’s going straight here. Holy mother of god what a tremendous piece of crap. And right from the first minute too.
I couldn't get through it when it was for free on Movie Central last night.
I want to add one. I was completely disappointing in Pacific Rim. They took a cool concept like a movie about giant monsters and robots fighting and made it a completely boring mess with sub par effects, brutal terrible actors, boring characters who were more back ground scenery, and a rehashed stupid plot that's been done a million times before. Then to make sure to really crush down this piece of drudgery, they add Charlie Day to the roster so he can completely annoy us with his over acting and annoying ear bursting screaming.
Yup, so today it got surpassed. A cool movie concept that should just be money, giant monsters destroying a city. One of the top rated most charismatic actors who can save any feel awesome. And the movie completely and utterly ###### # #### (I think you can figure out what that expression is.
From horrible effects to lame villains to the Rock almost looking embarrassed to be in this piece of crap to a plot that made no sense to serious and terrible over acting. Rampage needs to go into the hall of fame of tremendous crap.
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I couldn't get through it when it was for free on Movie Central last night.
I want to add one. I was completely disappointing in Pacific Rim. They took a cool concept like a movie about giant monsters and robots fighting and made it a completely boring mess with sub par effects, brutal terrible actors, boring characters who were more back ground scenery, and a rehashed stupid plot that's been done a million times before. Then to make sure to really crush down this piece of drudgery, they add Charlie Day to the roster so he can completely annoy us with his over acting and annoying ear bursting screaming.
Yup, so today it got surpassed. A cool movie concept that should just be money, giant monsters destroying a city. One of the top rated most charismatic actors who can save any feel awesome. And the movie completely and utterly ###### # #### (I think you can figure out what that expression is.
From horrible effects to lame villains to the Rock almost looking embarrassed to be in this piece of crap to a plot that made no sense to serious and terrible over acting. Rampage needs to go into the hall of fame of tremendous crap.
I'll not sit idly by and allow you to besmirch the good name of Charlie Day!
The film may have been unapologetic hot garbage but he would have to be the best thing in it.
Good day sir!
I said 'Good Day!'
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Charlie Day somehow manages to be the worst part of every single thing he's part of with the exception of its always sunny.
He's this generations version of Ted "The Angel of Death" McGinley, an actor so bad that it was rumored that he was brought in to late running series to effectively kill them.
That means that I believe that Charlie Day will someday kill whatever is this generation's version of Happy Days.
If there was a movie that in the first ten minutes had Charlie Day being fed slowly into a wood chipper I would start a letter writing campaign asking, no demanding that this ground breaking piece of cinema be nominated for a best picture award.
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Pacific Rim is by default not the worst movie, as the sequel is much worse.
Basically take the worst parts of Pacific Rim and combine them with worst parts of every modern day teeny boper movie, and you have Pacific Rim Uprising.
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I thought Charlie Day was great in Horrible Bosses, out performing Sudeikis and Bateman, and I also enjoyed him as the voice of Benny in the Lego Movie. I agree the rest of his films have been crap though and deserve mention in this thread.
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