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Old 01-07-2025, 09:41 PM   #161
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I’d probably opt for the Velveeta. I have seen how the stuff can be made and it seems pretty cheese-like. Though, I am not sure I would want to convert real cheese into processed cheese unless there was a really good reason.

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Old 01-08-2025, 11:48 AM   #162
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Sir...this is The Brick thread.

If you want cheesy furniture, The Brick is the place.
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Old 01-08-2025, 12:07 PM   #163
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We were able to retrieve our family's brick.

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I got my first infraction with this account.

Apparently, the word piss is fine as two others used it. Alternatively, the slang term for male ejaculate is beyond the pale. I will take this to the highest court in the land! I will fight for my rights!! Or I will just make this post to warn others that you can get an infraction for a word not caught by the sperm filter. SWEAR filter. I meant swear filter.
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Old 01-10-2025, 05:00 PM   #165
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I got my first infraction with this account.

Apparently, the word piss is fine as two others used it. Alternatively, the slang term for male ejaculate is beyond the pale. I will take this to the highest court in the land! I will fight for my rights!! Or I will just make this post to warn others that you can get an infraction for a word not caught by the sperm filter. SWEAR filter. I meant swear filter.

What? The J-bomb was dropped several times in the thread already. You’re being unfairly persecuted.
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Come on man, go easy.
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Old 01-10-2025, 05:56 PM   #167
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What? The J-bomb was dropped several times in the thread already. You’re being unfairly persecuted.
You are so right. I will not take this lying down! Off to the Hague we go!!

I'm tired.

Maybe I will just move on with my life and learn to live with what is likely in the top five persecutions of a people in history.
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You are so right. I will not take this lying down! Off to the Hague we go!!

I'm tired.

Maybe I will just move on with my life and learn to live with what is likely in the top five persecutions of a people in history.
I went The Hague one time, they sold it as a Time-share opportunity but it was a lot less fun than advertised.

Like...less fun than normal time-shares and thats a low, low bar.
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Old 01-26-2025, 08:50 PM   #169
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Hey, so I spent the last ten days alternating between soaking my brick in a Mister Clean solution and scrubbing the #### out of it with soap and a brush.

Next step is some sort of clear coat. What do you use for that? Shellac? Spray on? Brush on?

Can't wait for this to be displayed. Would love to have you all over when it's done.
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Hey, so I spent the last ten days alternating between soaking my brick in a Mister Clean solution and scrubbing the #### out of it with soap and a brush.

Next step is some sort of clear coat. What do you use for that? Shellac? Spray on? Brush on?

Can't wait for this to be displayed. Would love to have you all over when it's done.
Is your garage heated? Maybe wait until spring?
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Hey, so I spent the last ten days alternating between soaking my brick in a Mister Clean solution and scrubbing the #### out of it with soap and a brush.

Next step is some sort of clear coat. What do you use for that? Shellac? Spray on? Brush on?

Can't wait for this to be displayed. Would love to have you all over when it's done.
Spray on clear coat with glitter.
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Old 01-26-2025, 09:44 PM   #172
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I would’ve skipped the cleaning and sealed the semen and urine and any other DNA right in that bad boy. Something for a future generation to discover.

Kind of like a mosquito trapped in amber.
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I would’ve skipped the cleaning and sealed the semen and urine and any other DNA right in that bad boy. Something for a future generation to discover.

Kind of like a mosquito trapped in amber.

A DNA time capsule to be opened in 100 years. “And our analysis of the people of Calgary from a century ago reveals…. Oh… oh my…”
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Hey, so I spent the last ten days alternating between soaking my brick in a Mister Clean solution and scrubbing the #### out of it with soap and a brush.

Next step is some sort of clear coat. What do you use for that? Shellac? Spray on? Brush on?

Can't wait for this to be displayed. Would love to have you all over when it's done.
Huh...I just mine on a table.
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You could take them to one of those art centres that has kilns clay places and give it a glaze. That should also sterilize it quite well , which I know Sliver would appreciate, considering all of the barefeet that stepped on it after coming out of the splash park.
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You could take them to one of those art centres that has kilns clay places and give it a glaze. That should also sterilize it quite well , which I know Sliver would appreciate, considering all of the barefeet that stepped on it after coming out of the splash park.
It’s probably got plenty of ‘glaze’ already.
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It’s probably got plenty of ‘glaze’ already.
Sure. Put quotes around and it is all fan-freaking-tastic. Come on!!
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Sure. Put quotes around and it is all fan-freaking-tastic. Come Cum on!!
Fixed

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Ahh, a timely bump. Just finished putting 10 coats of matte clear Krylon on the brick. It's looking sick.
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Ahh, a timely bump. Just finished putting 10 coats of matte clear Krylon on the brick. It's looking sick.
Do you think that's from the syphilis, or gonorrhea?
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