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Old 01-05-2022, 11:55 AM   #21
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Edit: meant for Minnie but fits Puppet guy also

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"Being marked for death in my own country" /eyeroll.....

Isn't this the same guy that said he was going to show up at health officials houses while armed?

What an idiot.
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Lol

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I think the best part of all of this has been watching the various memes appear.
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This is mental illness, but in truth all anti vaxxers have a dusting of mental illness.
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Makes me want to rewatch the Fatwa season of Curb Your Enthusiasm...
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Old 01-05-2022, 12:15 PM   #29
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If he really wanted to express himself he would have headed for international waters.

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How can it get any better than this?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/5dgd...rest-us-canada

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One of Canada’s most notorious trolls attempted to escape to the U.S. on foot and seemingly forgot to pack anything that would aid him in fleeing through the harsh Canadian wilderness, got lost, and had to have border patrol called in to rescue him.
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"I do know one thing to say: Never go on some kind of a hike or whatever without a compass,” she said. ”One of the issues that we had is he didn't know how to share his location. And he also took the wrong bag, I guess. He didn't have a flashlight, he didn't have a thermal blanket. I mean, these are things that you should have if you're going to be going on a long trip.
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This man is an authentic lunatic.
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Old 01-05-2022, 12:44 PM   #32
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"I have served five months of prison time for holding conservative political views."
"Whoa! The government imprisoned you for wanting lower taxes?"
"No, not that conservative view."
"So...deregulation then?"
"No, not that one either."
"Privatization of government assets?"
"Nope."
"What conservative views got you imprisoned then?"
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Just ran his numbers:

In 5 years there are approx 1255 days that are not weekends or stat holidays. In these same 5 years if he was in prison 5 months that is about 130 week days which leaves about 1125 days.

So in total of the 1125 available days in those 5 years he has been to court 266 of them, or once every 4.2 days, so let's call it once per week.

That's impressive. Spending on average one day of every week in court.
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Just ran his numbers:

In 5 years there are approx 1255 days that are not weekends or stat holidays. In these same 5 years if he was in prison 5 months that is about 130 week days which leaves about 1125 days.

So in total of the 1125 available days in those 5 years he has been to court 266 of them, or once every 4.2 days, so let's call it once per week.

That's impressive. Spending on average one day of every week in court.
Whose fault is that though? He isnt being persecuted...he's just an idiot.
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Just ran his numbers:

In 5 years there are approx 1255 days that are not weekends or stat holidays. In these same 5 years if he was in prison 5 months that is about 130 week days which leaves about 1125 days.

So in total of the 1125 available days in those 5 years he has been to court 266 of them, or once every 4.2 days, so let's call it once per week.

That's impressive. Spending on average one day of every week in court.
His numbers are probably bull####. I wouldn't believe him if he told me water was wet, without confirming it myself.
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I am going to guess he tried to cross somewhere near the old closed Big Beaver Border Crossing. Not packing any proper supplies is idiotic. Cell coverage is spotty and that cold and wind is rough. Went for a walk near there over the holidays and it was hard to last even a half hour. This guy is such an idiot. Seems about par for his political movement.

I would be curious to know his stance on illegal border crossing to be fair.
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He was over at my place for a visit before this adventure. I wanted him to really think about his plan, because it didn't seem all thought out. He said, "I've got to get away", and I was all, "Kevin, it's cold outside".
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Anyone named 'Kevin' cannot be trusted.
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I am going to guess he tried to cross somewhere near the old closed Big Beaver Border Crossing. Not packing any proper supplies is idiotic. Cell coverage is spotty and that cold and wind is rough. Went for a walk near there over the holidays and it was hard to last even a half hour. This guy is such an idiot. Seems about par for his political movement.

I would be curious to know his stance on illegal border crossing to be fair.
It was the Regway one.


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My favourite part of the statement was:

“I have had to appear in court over 266 times”

So... 267?

What a waste of resources this guy is.
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