Bye-bye the Kid

[Quigz17]

The Toronto Maple Leafs are proud to announce the trading of Sidney Crosby after the details of his usage of "Sid the Kid" on various teen messageboards.



The Los Angeles Kings were happy to take such a deviant on, which speaks a lot about that organization.



In return, the Leafs receive Anze Kopitar and R2-D2, which will surely boost the morale in the room, if nothing else.


In all seriousness, I would like to thank Harry Lime for some sensible negotiations which went back and forth a few ways, but always landed with me landing a droid. Which is weird, because I had no need for a protocol droid...

[Harry Lime]

The LA Kings take umbridge with the idea that they would send a protocol droid to Toronto. R2 is an astromech droid. We also understand that Crosby has an issue concerning full commitment to the defensive side of the game, and are ready to institute a system sending him to the fourth line to work on his backchecking. A method known as 'Monahanning'.

[Harry Lime]

Sidney Crosby has requested a trade from the Kings, and has been obliged. He started using a right-handed stick during games, claiming that "it made my backhand even better", and kicking Seguin's skates across the room repeatedly during practice. Seguin was heard saying, "Come on, Guy, I mean come on", but the pleas to stop had no effect.

Heading out with him is Eeli Tolvanen. When asked why he is being traded he was told that he was vowel heavy. The real reason was that with the amount of Russians on the team, the Kings couldn't afford having a Finn beating them up every time he believed that they had invaded his space.

The goaltending is getting Quicker.

To Los Angeles
Evgeni Kuznetsov
Denis Gurianov
Jon Quick
3rd

To Colorado
Sidney Crosby
Eeli Tolvanen
Jake Allen
4th

[AustinL_NHL]

Colorado realized that having 20 superstars on their team wasn't enough so they decided to add another

[Harry Lime]

Avalanche fourth line centre : Steven Stamkos.