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Old 08-29-2017, 02:23 PM   #961
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I'd only stab someone if they had the mustache. Isn't like 90% of downtown Calgary rockin that do?
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Old 08-29-2017, 02:25 PM   #962
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I'd only stab someone if they had the mustache. Isn't like 90% of downtown Calgary rockin that do?
My niece calls it the #### boy haircut.

It wouldn't surprise my if that ####well douchbag from the Vice documentary didn't have teeth. Probably has meth mouth from sucking dongs.
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Old 08-29-2017, 02:35 PM   #963
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My niece calls it the #### boy haircut.

It wouldn't surprise my if that ####well douchbag from the Vice documentary didn't have teeth. Probably has meth mouth from sucking dongs.
If you can get meth mouth from sucking dongs I'm going to have to reevaluate some life decisions.
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Old 08-29-2017, 02:42 PM   #964
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Apparently that guy actually faked the whole thing and stabbed himself (for attention? false flag/haircut operation?)

The haircut is safe for now.
Is it though? If what you say is true, I sure wouldn't want to share a haircut with Nazis AND some guy who thinks it's cool to stab himself for attention on the internet.
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It wouldn't surprise my if that ####well douchbag from the Vice documentary didn't have teeth. Probably has meth mouth from sucking dongs.
Uh... what? I don't even know what you're trying to say here, but I have a strong suspicion that it's not okay.
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Old 08-29-2017, 03:34 PM   #965
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If you can get meth mouth from sucking dongs I'm going to have to reevaluate some life decisions.
hahahahahahahahaha

Maybe I need to clarify.

Meth=>Dongs=>Meth Mouth
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Old 08-29-2017, 03:40 PM   #966
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hahahahahahahahaha

Maybe I need to clarify.

Meth=>Dongs=>Meth Mouth
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Old 08-29-2017, 03:42 PM   #967
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You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "never misquote a line from the Princess Bride"!

... Seriously though, for the love of all that is holy, please replace that meme with this one: http://i.lvme.me/nzxi36p.jpg

Or this one: http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/9d/9d488...7c0f3a2d73.jpg
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Old 08-29-2017, 03:45 PM   #968
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Okay, for the love of all that is holy, please replace that meme with this one: http://i.lvme.me/nzxi36p.jpg

Or this one: http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/9d/9d488...7c0f3a2d73.jpg

No one should ever have to look at a misquote of Inigo Montoya.
Damnit, Corsi! You missed the perfect response of the "I don't think it memes what you think it memes" for when people get memes wrong. Would have been perfect here.
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I can't correct it now; the subsequent responses will make no sense.
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Old 08-29-2017, 03:51 PM   #970
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Apropos of nothing, the latest issue of National Geographic History referred to the likely apocryphal story of Martin Luther literally nailing his 95 Theses to the church door as a "popular 16th century meme".
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