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Old 10-17-2009, 07:22 PM   #1921
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I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall in the Subway marketing meeting when they decided to switch from Jared to an animated monkey. Is that one of those things where you just can't think of anything and someone blurts out.. "How about a monkey?"
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Old 10-17-2009, 07:49 PM   #1922
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I am procrastinating putting my winter tires on the van tonight. I would much rather go play Ocarina of Time!

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Old 10-17-2009, 07:54 PM   #1923
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Lol. for a second there, I was on the verge of rage. I've been called redneck dozens of times here on CP, but this one just took the cake - because it was totally uncalled for. Then I realized that you were quoting a commercial.

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Old 10-17-2009, 08:00 PM   #1924
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Lol. for a second there, I was on the verge of rage. I've been called redneck dozens of times here on CP, but this one just took the cake - because it was totally uncalled for. Then I realized that you were quoting a commercial.

[that annoying chick from Austin Powers]It's a television commercial[/Ausitn Powers chick]
yeah, the commercial. i hear it about 10 times a day along with dozens of others (iTravel 2000, Alarm Force, etc) on Fan960.
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Wow turned out to be a beautiful night for fishing. Slight chill in the air....At dinner my friend told me her parents just got back from celebrating their 30th anniversary . They flew out to Seattle and drove out to some place called Calgary. Hmmm
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Old 10-17-2009, 09:06 PM   #1926
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I just poured myself a rye and ginger. Took one drink, and poured it out. I just can't drink rye anymore. Gin has completely ruined me, it's all I can drink.
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Old 10-17-2009, 09:39 PM   #1928
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I've decided to stop eating bad fast food and drinking sodas. Not for life, but for a while.
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Old 10-17-2009, 09:45 PM   #1929
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Just gothome and am watching replay of Avs/Wings. Jeez you can distinctly hear someone yell "You effin p"""y.
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Old 10-17-2009, 10:02 PM   #1930
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Just gothome and am watching replay of Avs/Wings. Jeez you can distinctly hear someone yell "You effin p"""y.
Sounds like the Wings in a nutshell.
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Old 10-17-2009, 10:37 PM   #1931
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Sounds like the Wings in a nutshell.
If I was more ambitious I'd MSPaint a wing inside a nutshell. But I'm not. So I won't.
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:14 PM   #1932
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The farmers market on Blackfoot has way way way better prices. The market at the barracks is a huge rip off IMO.
Is that the one at the crossroads market?
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:56 PM   #1933
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Does anyone else think that the guy right over the girls shoulder at the beginning looks like a Sedin?
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Old 10-18-2009, 12:20 AM   #1934
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I just poured myself a rye and ginger. Took one drink, and poured it out. I just can't drink rye anymore. Gin has completely ruined me, it's all I can drink.
Gin is a good drink. Absolutely evil though. For some reason it just totally messes me up beyond belief.
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Old 10-18-2009, 12:47 AM   #1935
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^It's probably the alcohol content.
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Old 10-18-2009, 01:52 AM   #1936
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I didn't win any money at our monthly poker tournament tonight. I think the last time I didn't win something was last winter - I must be losing my skillz!

Someone should set up a CP poker tournament at Elbow River; I went to a Bell-sponsored one when I worked there, and it was sweet. Online is ok, but in person the ragging on the losers is much more satisfying.
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Old 10-18-2009, 01:52 AM   #1937
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I'm currently drunk enough to post and on CP and understand what it's like for Res Alien. The last time I posted when I had this much to drink I ended up getting on infraction, and I certainty don't want that to happen again.

Edit: Other than iggypop, Temporary_User, and myself who would be in for a CP Lethbridge summit. ?
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Old 10-18-2009, 02:32 AM   #1939
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I'm currently drunk enough to post and on CP and understand what it's like for Res Alien. The last time I posted when I had this much to drink I ended up getting on infraction, and I certainty don't want that to happen again.

Edit: Other than iggypop, Temporary_User, and myself who would be in for a CP Lethbridge summit. ?
At least spell my name right ya dingleberry. Where'd the extra space come from? And I'm sometimes sober. Right now isn't a good example, but still.
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Old 10-18-2009, 03:17 AM   #1940
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Fubar makes me laugh everytime. Dean and Terry are just an all around good time. If you haven't seen it, watch it.
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