03-02-2014, 05:26 PM
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#1881
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First Line Centre
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Well in fairness 90s Hondas aren't that expensive. Guys who drive them don't have much money to begin with.
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In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
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03-02-2014, 05:32 PM
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#1882
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: wearing raccoons for boots
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Yeah, having an extra 500 laying around would go a long way in fixing up those body panels.
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03-02-2014, 05:34 PM
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#1883
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Going down on your girl and she tries to sneak out a fart that instantly vaporizes your nose hairs and smells like a combination of a sulfer mine and rotten eggs stirred in a small concentated bowl made from a dead skunks bunghole! I swear to Christ I damn near puked and she was like "sorry". Instant mood kill and that might have just ruined oral forever for me. Why not just warn me to get the zark out of there instead of sneaking it out and praying it doesn't smell like that. Wtf did she eat???
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03-02-2014, 05:40 PM
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#1884
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dissentowner
Going down on your girl and she tries to sneak out a fart that instantly vaporizes your nose hairs and smells like a combination of a sulfer mine and rotten eggs stirred in a small concentated bowl made from a dead skunks bunghole! I swear to Christ I damn near puked and she was like "sorry". Instant mood kill and that might have just ruined oral forever for me. Why not just warn me to get the zark out of there instead of sneaking it out and praying it doesn't smell like that. Wtf did she eat???
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ha! 
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03-02-2014, 05:45 PM
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#1885
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dissentowner
Going down on your girl and she tries to sneak out a fart that instantly vaporizes your nose hairs and smells like a combination of a sulfer mine and rotten eggs stirred in a small concentated bowl made from a dead skunks bunghole! I swear to Christ I damn near puked and she was like "sorry". Instant mood kill and that might have just ruined oral forever for me. Why not just warn me to get the zark out of there instead of sneaking it out and praying it doesn't smell like that. Wtf did she eat???
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Man the #### up!
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Corporal Jean-Marc H. BECHARD, 6 Aug 1993
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03-02-2014, 05:58 PM
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#1886
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
That would turn me gay....wait no it would't...further from gay....
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Richard Simmons
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Captain James P. DeCOSTE, CD, 18 Sep 1993
Corporal Jean-Marc H. BECHARD, 6 Aug 1993
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03-02-2014, 06:19 PM
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#1887
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Not sure
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Autocorrect. I have no idea why they this that .
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Seems to be working fine.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bingo.
Maybe he hates cowboy boots.
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03-02-2014, 06:21 PM
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#1888
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dissentowner
Going down on your girl and she tries to sneak out a fart that instantly vaporizes your nose hairs and smells like a combination of a sulfer mine and rotten eggs stirred in a small concentated bowl made from a dead skunks bunghole! I swear to Christ I damn near puked and she was like "sorry". Instant mood kill and that might have just ruined oral forever for me. Why not just warn me to get the zark out of there instead of sneaking it out and praying it doesn't smell like that. Wtf did she eat???
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That's definite podium material
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Last edited by DuffMan; 03-02-2014 at 07:27 PM.
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03-02-2014, 06:26 PM
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#1889
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by fotze
Autocorrect. I have no idea why they this that completely makes me rage, yet I refuse to turn it off. If I could kill its creator and get away with it I think I would for its insidiousness.
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iPhone autocorrect is the worst. It's fine when I'm typing and it fixes an incorrectly spelled word, but the sheer amount of times it will replace a correctly spelled word with a completely different word is infuriating.
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03-02-2014, 06:48 PM
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#1890
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Powerplay Quarterback
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The pube eating bets were better.
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03-02-2014, 07:09 PM
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#1891
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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Old white guys who act like American republicans and think Canada is "their" country when referencing immigrants. You know the guys.
"When you come to our country, learn to speak English!" etc.
"Those people are taking over, so annoying".
**** off. As a born Canadian who's white, that attitude pisses me off so much. What did you do to become Canadian? Oh right, you happened to be born here. Great skill, you're so much better than immigrants at deciding what country to be born in.
Don't act all superior, like you're better than them. Canada's the best country in the world, you should be happy that so many people dream of living in the country you were blessed to be born in.
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03-02-2014, 07:12 PM
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#1892
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flameswin
Old white guys who act like American republicans and think Canada is "their" country when referencing immigrants. You know the guys.
"When you come to our country, learn to speak English!" etc.
"Those people are taking over, so annoying".
**** off. As a born Canadian who's white, that attitude pisses me off so much. What did you do to become Canadian? Oh right, you happened to be born here. Great skill, you're so much better than immigrants at deciding what country to be born in.
Don't act all superior, like you're better than them. Canada's the best country in the world, you should be happy that so many people dream of living in the country you were blessed to be born in.
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You really have to stop reading the Sun...
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03-02-2014, 07:16 PM
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#1893
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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Originally Posted by Red Ice Player
You really have to stop reading the Sun...
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Haha, the Sun also had a really inflammatory front page headline today about the fatal police shooting on deerfoot.
"Officer in fatal shooting has killed before".
There's only one thing they're going for with that headline and they ****ing know it. So unfair to the officer and so ignorant considering the circumstance.
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03-02-2014, 07:20 PM
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#1894
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Powerplay Quarterback
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The day I stopped reading that rag my IQ jumped 10 points.
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03-02-2014, 07:22 PM
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#1895
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Ice Player
The day I stopped reading that rag my IQ jumped 10 points.
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I always read it for a good laugh. Rick Bell gives me the best chuckles with his sarcastic digs.
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03-02-2014, 07:34 PM
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#1896
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flameswin
Old white guys who act like American republicans and think Canada is "their" country when referencing immigrants. You know the guys.
"When you come to our country, learn to speak English!" etc.
"Those people are taking over, so annoying".
**** off. As a born Canadian who's white, that attitude pisses me off so much. What did you do to become Canadian? Oh right, you happened to be born here. Great skill, you're so much better than immigrants at deciding what country to be born in.
Don't act all superior, like you're better than them. Canada's the best country in the world, you should be happy that so many people dream of living in the country you were blessed to be born in.
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I actually had a guy who hit my friend's parked car last week tell us to go back to our own country. We then informed him we were both born and raised in Calgary and his reply? "Well, you don't look like it".
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03-02-2014, 07:37 PM
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#1897
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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Originally Posted by puckluck2
I actually had a guy who hit my friend's parked car last week tell us to go back to our own country. We then informed him we were both born and raised in Calgary and his reply? "Well, you don't look like it".
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Wow, you have much more restraint than me. I'd probably start throwing punches in that scenario. Brutal.
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03-02-2014, 07:44 PM
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#1898
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CP's Resident DJ
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In the Gin Bin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puckluck2
I actually had a guy who hit my friend's parked car last week tell us to go back to our own country. We then informed him we were both born and raised in Calgary and his reply? "Well, you don't look like it".
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Must have mistaken you for Welsh.
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03-02-2014, 08:03 PM
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#1899
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flameswin
Old white guys who act like American republicans and think Canada is "their" country when referencing immigrants. You know the guys.
"When you come to our country, learn to speak English!" etc.
"Those people are taking over, so annoying".
**** off. As a born Canadian who's white, that attitude pisses me off so much. What did you do to become Canadian? Oh right, you happened to be born here. Great skill, you're so much better than immigrants at deciding what country to be born in.
Don't act all superior, like you're better than them. Canada's the best country in the world, you should be happy that so many people dream of living in the country you were blessed to be born in.
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I love those dudes, I am a white, blond hair, blue eyes, no accent immigrant....
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03-02-2014, 08:26 PM
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#1900
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
I apologize for a fellow whitey. That crap makes me so sad.
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The thing is I don't even think he's racist. he just hates everyone. The other neighbor is white and he's had problems with him for years. He has a pretty big CP rail truck that I haven't seen since the incident. I bet he lost his driving privileges so I guess he's paying the price.
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